golden griddle, how I love yo.........oh god I need to puke
haha tonite was a classic london night, having shit to do and ending up acting retarded for fun.
went to a friends house and met up with a bunch of people, hung out there for a bit, then Erin, Emily, Fraser, Dmi, Brandon and eventually Andy Adams and I went to oh-so-classic Golden Griddle, and eventually to Tim Hortons.
Things learned tonight:
- when you don't live in the city anymore you don't feel silly hitting on the waitress, especially really awfully hitting on her
- no one at UWO has heard of livejournal and apparntly you feel dumb describing it as an "online diary"
- I can do any accent in the world, except which ever one I'm actually trying to do
- Erin's dad sells houses, and is not in fact a house as suggested by first glance
- people find it hard to talk on the phone when being humped
- Brandon really likes to attack me with his bum
- chickens are best picked off the tree during the fall when they are ripe
- listen to iron maiden when you perform oral sex, it's all about the headbanging
- only nihilistic old french people pretend to smoke mint flavored toothpicks
and the most important of all:
- Andy could in fact machine a robot's vagina when he graduates from tool & die, but the rest of the Tim Hortons really didn't need to know
went to a friends house and met up with a bunch of people, hung out there for a bit, then Erin, Emily, Fraser, Dmi, Brandon and eventually Andy Adams and I went to oh-so-classic Golden Griddle, and eventually to Tim Hortons.
Things learned tonight:
- when you don't live in the city anymore you don't feel silly hitting on the waitress, especially really awfully hitting on her
- no one at UWO has heard of livejournal and apparntly you feel dumb describing it as an "online diary"
- I can do any accent in the world, except which ever one I'm actually trying to do
- Erin's dad sells houses, and is not in fact a house as suggested by first glance
- people find it hard to talk on the phone when being humped
- Brandon really likes to attack me with his bum
- chickens are best picked off the tree during the fall when they are ripe
- listen to iron maiden when you perform oral sex, it's all about the headbanging
- only nihilistic old french people pretend to smoke mint flavored toothpicks
and the most important of all:
- Andy could in fact machine a robot's vagina when he graduates from tool & die, but the rest of the Tim Hortons really didn't need to know