SOOOO retarded

Jun 20, 2005 18:48

This is so fucking stupid lol...i kinda can't believe it's real ( Read more... )

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xbeautifulbitch June 27 2005, 22:30:46 UTC
-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. * eyemakeup?

-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. *

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. *

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. *

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs. *

-Drinks alcohol. *

-Is suicidal and/or depressed. *

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) *

-Complains of boredom. *

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. *

-Is excessively awake during the night. *

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. *

-Spends large amounts of time alone. *

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. *

-Misbehaves at school. *

-Misbehaves at home. *

-Eats excessively or too little *

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) *

-Plays video games that contains violence or role-playing nature. *

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. *

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. *

-Expresses an interest in sex. *

-Masturbates. *

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. *

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

24...i relate to...

...I AM SO GOTH.

wow is that a joke...

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