I found you through: Life. duh. We went back in time, made sweet, sweet love suspended above the Bermuda triangle and years later, I was born. From me. How I know: I AM THE FROOT OF YOUR LOOM LOINS!
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
Name: Tifferniez. Age: 87 + 63 - 190 ÷ 4.331 x 0.0000003 - 4 + 5¼ ÷ £420 Interests: Writing, photography, corsets, YOU Location: Still suspended above the Bermuda triangle. Except this time, I'm suspended above the triangle in a box. Booya. Shoe size: 6 - 6.5 Favourite ice cream flavour: Vanilla. It's the only flavour you can add anything to and have it still taste great. Mother's maiden name: Schicklgruber (only because it sounds funny. no political ties at all) First pet they owned: Daisy! First school they went to: A school where boys aren't allowed. TEEHEE. Names of all their past girl/boyfriends: Stupidhead and jerface they never existed. sry.
Favourite cereal: Post Selects Cranberry Almond Crunch Cereal! Favourite dessert: Cheesecake Favourite cheese: either cheddar or marble First toy: a windup elmo Cup size: 60 GG Hip size: 50" Weight: 187lbs Flavour of choice: French vanilla Candy of choice: anything gummy, really. 7-11 FTW. WE NEED MORE CANDY. ISP: Far, far away internetz. Deepest, darkest secrets: I'm addicted to the smell of my cat's fur.
You know, it's hard to tell. They both have similar attributes. I'd think feo garcon numero un (that's right, spanish-french-spanish-french) is more suited for jerkface in general. But he's more of a .... secret jerkface as opposed to feo garcon numero deux, who's openly a jerkface. Feo garcon numero un keeps trying to contact me. It's creepy.
How I know: I AM THE FROOT OF YOUR LOOM LOINS!
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
Name: Tifferniez.
Age: 87 + 63 - 190 ÷ 4.331 x 0.0000003 - 4 + 5¼ ÷ £420
Interests: Writing, photography, corsets, YOU
Location: Still suspended above the Bermuda triangle. Except this time, I'm suspended above the triangle in a box. Booya.
Shoe size: 6 - 6.5
Favourite ice cream flavour: Vanilla. It's the only flavour you can add anything to and have it still taste great.
Mother's maiden name: Schicklgruber (only because it sounds funny. no political ties at all)
First pet they owned: Daisy!
First school they went to: A school where boys aren't allowed. TEEHEE.
Names of all their past girl/boyfriends: Stupidhead and jerface they never existed. sry.
Favourite cereal: Post Selects Cranberry Almond Crunch Cereal!
Favourite dessert: Cheesecake
Favourite cheese: either cheddar or marble
First toy: a windup elmo
Cup size: 60 GG
Hip size: 50"
Weight: 187lbs
Flavour of choice: French vanilla
Candy of choice: anything gummy, really. 7-11 FTW. WE NEED MORE CANDY.
ISP: Far, far away internetz.
Deepest, darkest secrets: I'm addicted to the smell of my cat's fur.
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Incidentally, which one's stupidhead and which one's jerkface?
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