Jan 27, 2004 21:08
hehehe.. this is not josh. this is taylor. if you didn't already know.. josh actually lost his virginity to a tree. see.. the story goes one day he was walking home. he was little innocent josh, wearing his suspenders, and picking up trash along the way... he hates littering. suddenly, he saw this big tall oak tree and he suddenly got extremely horny. he tried to hold back, but he just couldn't.. so he fucked the shit out of that tree! it was like woah!
josh was tormenting me by putting his feet in my face, so i cut them off, so now he has prosthedic feet. he also likes to jump into random shrubbery. he finally said i was as cool as him becasue when i was 7 i won a carnival game, i won a walrus, gave it to my brother and he named it 'wally the walrus wall.' uhhh.. yeah, so thats pretty much joshs life story.
thank you for letting me go crazy and rape your journal... i had fun! WERD!