fuck you matrix
hey guys i'll bet you'll never guess what movie really blows!!@
if you didn't say the matrix 3 i hope you die.
what a gigantic pile of shit. i couldn't even believe it. watching grass grow is more fucking climactic than that movie!!@$@!#$@!#
DONT GO SEE IT. TAKE YOUR 8 BUCKS AND BUY SOME MCDONALDS, this you won't end up regretting in the long run, and it won't make you want to jump in traffic either! i think mcdonalds is the safe choice. let's do a comparison shall we?
the
matrix 3: revolutions
mcdonalds
ticket
costs 8$
cheeseburger,
large fry and strawberry milkshake is still under 8$
must
fight for good seat
drive-through
wait is gay
20
minutes of previews
stupid
wrapper keeping you from food
must
deal with stupidasses who bring their BABIES to the theater
the beauty of the drive-through
not
remembering wtf the last matrix was about
remembering
how much you love cheeseburgers
being
incredibly confused by what is happening
being
totally assured of how delicious this shit is
GOD
WHY IS TRINITY SO UGLY
ronald
mcdonald is pretty fucking creepy
not
being in suspense for a damn moment
not being
able to wait to eat this
not
crying when a main char dies
crying when
they put pickles on your cheeseburger
wishing
you were also dead halfway through the movie
wishing you
had more money for more food
not
crying at OR understanding the end
understanding
that you need another cheeseburger
losing
brain cells
getting a
fat ass
2
10
winner:
MCDONALDS
i hope that persueded you to make the better choice
if you didn't say the matrix 3 i hope you die.
what a gigantic pile of shit. i couldn't even believe it. watching grass grow is more fucking climactic than that movie!!@$@!#$@!#
DONT GO SEE IT. TAKE YOUR 8 BUCKS AND BUY SOME MCDONALDS, this you won't end up regretting in the long run, and it won't make you want to jump in traffic either! i think mcdonalds is the safe choice. let's do a comparison shall we?
the
matrix 3: revolutions
mcdonalds
ticket
costs 8$
cheeseburger,
large fry and strawberry milkshake is still under 8$
must
fight for good seat
drive-through
wait is gay
20
minutes of previews
stupid
wrapper keeping you from food
must
deal with stupidasses who bring their BABIES to the theater
the beauty of the drive-through
not
remembering wtf the last matrix was about
remembering
how much you love cheeseburgers
being
incredibly confused by what is happening
being
totally assured of how delicious this shit is
GOD
WHY IS TRINITY SO UGLY
ronald
mcdonald is pretty fucking creepy
not
being in suspense for a damn moment
not being
able to wait to eat this
not
crying when a main char dies
crying when
they put pickles on your cheeseburger
wishing
you were also dead halfway through the movie
wishing you
had more money for more food
not
crying at OR understanding the end
understanding
that you need another cheeseburger
losing
brain cells
getting a
fat ass
2
10
winner:
MCDONALDS
i hope that persueded you to make the better choice