I could be a lot of shit
Now that my job fucked me I need to think of something new to do with my life. Here are some ideas tell me what you think.
Male whore: I bet I could make some good money doing this and meet some friendly people. The down side is that I have a high chance of getting aids and dying a really shitty death.
awesome superhero guy: I could be naked drunk man coming to save the day. That shit would be fun as hell. I just don't know how I would get paid or stay out of jail.
King of the world: It would be super fun for a while but chances are I would send this hole world to hell then we would all be fucked.
Drunk bum: Well I like to drink a lot so that would be cool, but the hole smelling bad and nobody liking me thing would be a major bummer.
Crazy killer guy from horror movies: There are a lot of people I wouldn't mind bumping off so why not start now. Only problem with this is the hole no friends because I killed them thing. I also don't think you get medical with this job.
Well let me know what you think or if you have a idea.
-shane
Male whore: I bet I could make some good money doing this and meet some friendly people. The down side is that I have a high chance of getting aids and dying a really shitty death.
awesome superhero guy: I could be naked drunk man coming to save the day. That shit would be fun as hell. I just don't know how I would get paid or stay out of jail.
King of the world: It would be super fun for a while but chances are I would send this hole world to hell then we would all be fucked.
Drunk bum: Well I like to drink a lot so that would be cool, but the hole smelling bad and nobody liking me thing would be a major bummer.
Crazy killer guy from horror movies: There are a lot of people I wouldn't mind bumping off so why not start now. Only problem with this is the hole no friends because I killed them thing. I also don't think you get medical with this job.
Well let me know what you think or if you have a idea.
-shane