THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL! YOU ALL LIVE IN IT! MUHAHAHAH!
Geeks, General asshats
Circle I Limbo
Rednecks
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
DMV Employees, Hipsters
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights
The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Bill Clinton, Gray Davis
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
The New York Yankees
Circle VII Burning Sands
Saddam Hussein, George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Oakland Raider Fans, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell