bow to avy: THIS MAY TURN OUT TO BE A STEVE RECORD =-O
All right I am updating since I haven't in awhile. Of course I am still slacking on the whole signing on more often. I always go to sign on but I have an extremely short attention span and always seem to push it off and end up doing some else.
Okay I remember I actually had something of substance to update about but my mind just went blank since I just realized I missed that strip poker thing that Carmen Electra was hosting. WHY ME?! God I hope they re-run that shit! Alright now that I completely got off what I was planning on updating about (I told you my attention span was zero) now I guess I will get on with my attempt at an informative update!
So first I have to mention the whole Summersonic thing we are doing in Japan, Green day, Avril Laveeny and some other bands I can't remember whom at the moment are playing there too, I think. I don't know I am not good at details; I just do what I am told most of the time. But really I really should have just put: "Look out folks more pictures of Deryck and Avril groping each other in public should be surfacing and a possible small amount of Deryck not attached to Avril face but instead doing the cool \m/-V-\m/ (look I even made Deryck’s nose semi realistic) with Cone, Dave and myself. It is hard to imagine this happening I know. Oh yeah we are also playing but who really cares about that when there are make out sessions to be exploited!!!!" That would have pretty much sum up the bands involvement at Summersonic. So on with my 2nd and final informative topic!!!
October 12th, 2004. Everyone mark this day down on you calendars or palm pilot things or whatever the hell you schedule your life on. Oct. 12th is the day I know all of you have been waiting patiently for for 6 long months. OUR RECORD FINALLY IS RELEASED! OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH. I hope you are all clearing your schedules on October 12th so that nothing can stop you from waking up bright and early and rushing down to whatever record store you are near and buy multiple copies of the album!! Actually you might as well clear October 11th too since you want to get to sleep at a decent hour, aka: 7 pm, so that you can wake up early and get there right as the store opens!! I don't know just go buy the damn thing, geeze!
Even though this update is already enormous, I am suppose to mention Avril’s name at least 10 times and I think I only have it in there 3 or 4 times. Avril you should have signed your ass on yesterday so that you could have been included in the oh so awesome chat Deryck, Christina and I had. But I spilt Dr. Pepper all over my damn keyboard and had to sign off like 5 minutes into the chat. So I suppose you didn’t miss much. Uh can’t I just go Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril? And be done? Because my attention span is started to deteriorate making updating extremely hard at the moment. Oh well I am done because I don’t have shit to update about now and I’m hungry, peace out far knockers :)
Okay I remember I actually had something of substance to update about but my mind just went blank since I just realized I missed that strip poker thing that Carmen Electra was hosting. WHY ME?! God I hope they re-run that shit! Alright now that I completely got off what I was planning on updating about (I told you my attention span was zero) now I guess I will get on with my attempt at an informative update!
So first I have to mention the whole Summersonic thing we are doing in Japan, Green day, Avril Laveeny and some other bands I can't remember whom at the moment are playing there too, I think. I don't know I am not good at details; I just do what I am told most of the time. But really I really should have just put: "Look out folks more pictures of Deryck and Avril groping each other in public should be surfacing and a possible small amount of Deryck not attached to Avril face but instead doing the cool \m/-V-\m/ (look I even made Deryck’s nose semi realistic) with Cone, Dave and myself. It is hard to imagine this happening I know. Oh yeah we are also playing but who really cares about that when there are make out sessions to be exploited!!!!" That would have pretty much sum up the bands involvement at Summersonic. So on with my 2nd and final informative topic!!!
October 12th, 2004. Everyone mark this day down on you calendars or palm pilot things or whatever the hell you schedule your life on. Oct. 12th is the day I know all of you have been waiting patiently for for 6 long months. OUR RECORD FINALLY IS RELEASED! OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH OCT. 12TH. I hope you are all clearing your schedules on October 12th so that nothing can stop you from waking up bright and early and rushing down to whatever record store you are near and buy multiple copies of the album!! Actually you might as well clear October 11th too since you want to get to sleep at a decent hour, aka: 7 pm, so that you can wake up early and get there right as the store opens!! I don't know just go buy the damn thing, geeze!
Even though this update is already enormous, I am suppose to mention Avril’s name at least 10 times and I think I only have it in there 3 or 4 times. Avril you should have signed your ass on yesterday so that you could have been included in the oh so awesome chat Deryck, Christina and I had. But I spilt Dr. Pepper all over my damn keyboard and had to sign off like 5 minutes into the chat. So I suppose you didn’t miss much. Uh can’t I just go Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril? And be done? Because my attention span is started to deteriorate making updating extremely hard at the moment. Oh well I am done because I don’t have shit to update about now and I’m hungry, peace out far knockers :)