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SO everything is shitty. vrything is not "mickey mouse." I think I'm gonna move. Either to Florida or Egypt. Both of those places offer what I'm looking for in the land around me. Lets compare and contrast for a minute shall we:
Weather. Florida's weather is warm year round, as is Egypt's. Egypt however bears at her disposal great sandstorms, capable of reducing visibility to less than 100 meters. Thats a plus for me, because
sometimes thats just what i need; a sandstorm. A sandstorm to shift the attention away from my ever ghastly, gaunt and unnatural appearance (remmeber I'm a gnome, member?) and instead direct it towards the eyes of those gawkers that have so been making me salty lately.
Sports. You wouldn't think it, based on the fact that I'm Emo-Hippy and that automatically contraindicates any type of interest in sports, but alas the mold has been broken again and i denounce my feelings toward silly typecasts. I love sports. Florida boasts reputable college and professional athletic associations such as, The Gators, The Magic, The Hurricanes, etc. Much to your dismay I'm sure, Egypt boasts their fair share of widely acknowledged (and paid, to) Athletic associations. I've included some pictures of Egypt's most cherished athletes;
This is Egypt's equivalent to the Stanley cup, Khasekhemwy and Tiy face off right here.
Here we have a picture from a classic matchup that took place about 3 years ago. It's between then champion Nebipusenwosret and the challenger pa-sheri. Pa-Sheri left the victor this day after finishing his opponent with a dragon uppercut-flaming projectile combo. Yes, you can do that while boxing in Egypt... some call that cheating while others opt for "progress." Either or:
Pillow Fighting. Strange, but true...
There are quite a few more fake pictures here for anyone who may be interested. Because I'm sure as hell not anymore. You write can a little caption in your head for them;
http://www.touregypt.net/historicalessays/ancsportsindex.htm
"Masters of teh first rank are recognized by the fact that in matters great and small they know how to find an end perfectly..."
"The best of the second rank always get restless toward the end..."
Obligation of the translator.