;; i can't take that...
Friday
Ended up having Taylor and Gary over for some BBQ, but Gary left to go see his mom in the hospital (because she had a surgery...no more plumbing for her, haha). So, I put two hamburgers and two pieces of chicken on the BBQ for Taylor and Dennis was supposed to watch them because Miller came over. We both hopped into her truck and headed to the Church (a.k.a the Liquor Board Store) and picked up two 26s of Disaronno. Somehow, we managed to get her MASSIVE Ford 150 out of the bank parking lot...well...it isn't actually her truck, it's her parents. Either way, she had it in the city. On the way back, we stopped at McDonald's (and I KNOW I said I was giving it up....) and got burgers. Bah. Nothing like a Big Mac some days. We sat in the truck and was laughing our asses off at the guy on till. He was a doucebag. Totally couldn't tell the vehicles apart...fuck. I love it.
Got back to the place and started drinking...basically straight Disaronno with a dash of coke and a bunch of ice. Boys were drinking beer. We played Guitar Hero for a bit...and then decided we needed to play a drinking game as we sat at the basement table. And we came up with...Sociables!
Get a deck of cards and a bunch of the people around and sit down.
Spread the cards all out face down and then get a piece of paper and a pen.
Make your rules to each card.
You must make your Ace "Sociables" though, where everyone cheers in the middle and goes "SOCIABLES!", etc.
Other things for drawn cards can be (what we had for Friday (and Saturday)): Truth or Dare, Never Have I Ever, Thumbs, You Drink, Give a Drink, Bitch, Guys Drink, Girls Drink, Story, Rhyme, Pee/Smoke Break, Rule, and Box Head. You can make up more if you want.
Truth of Dare: ...don't make me explain this.
Never Have I Ever: Say something that you haven't done (like...I said, "Never have I ever had anal sex."). You can say something that you have done, it's just whatever you really wanna do.
You Drink: Self-explanatory.
Give a Drink: Self-explanatory.
Bitch: Pick this card up and you can make anyone around the table (unless your the rule is made) your bitch. They can go get something from the next room, get you a drink, rub your shoulders, have them chug their drink at any point, sit on someone's lap, etc.
Guys Drink: Self-explanatory. (Must cheers though.)
Girls Drink: Self-explanatory. (Must cheers though.)
Story: Start with one word and build on it. Ex. "I." "I fucked." "I fucked a." "I fucked a table." Just go around the circle and each new person has to repeat the story but add a new word. You screw up, take a drink.
Rhyme: Pick and word and go around the table without repeating a rhyme to that word. Ex. Shit. "Pit." "Lit." "Clit." "Knit." "Fit." ...and it keeps going until someone screws it up...again...if there is a screw up...drink.
Pee/Smoke Break: Save this card and when needed, go and take a piss or a smoke break.
Rule: Make up a rule for the rest of the game. "From now on, you can't say the word "that"." or "I can't be anyone's bitch."
Box Head: Get a beer box and cut out eyes so the person who picks up the Box Head card can either put it on themselves or give it to somebody else (your choice on who wears it. Make it stick. You pick who or you just wear it.).
Thumb: Get this card and use it until the next person picks it up. Whenever you please, put your thumb on the edge of the table and wait for everyone else to notice. Don't tell anyone. Be sneaky, but it is not allowed for you to hide it behind a cup or a bowl. The last person to notice must drink.
So here is myself, Gary, Taylor, Dennis, and Miller (Miller is a girl. We'll just sort that out now.) in the basement ready to play Sociables. In playing this, I found out that my roommate, Caylyn, who never tells us ANYTHING about her sexual life really...has had oral. I damn near shit. Haha. And then there was a rule that there was no pants allowed. Thank God I wasn't wearing a thong. Then I was Dennis' bitch and I had to go sit on Taylor's knee (after there was a rule of no shirts, but I just took of my sweater and kept my tank top on) with my panties and a tank top on. Like...right on top of his package. My ass cheek was basically falling out. Taylor was like, "Get her off of me before I get a damn boner." Hahaha. Then, I got a Truth or Dare card from Taylor. Picked dare. Made out with Gary. It was weird...but whatever. Haha. And then Taylor was laying on the couch between the first and second game (second game where I made out with Gary) and he just wanted to sleep. I told, "I'll show you my tits if you come play." And...Gary just happened to be there...and well...I gave them a good flash. And then played. In the second game, Gary had to run down the street outside (it was...about 3 C [I'm guessing like...a little over 32 F]) naked and then do 15 jumping jacks in front of somebody's house. Watching him run down the street with his boxers around his ankles was HILARIOUS! Hahahaha.
Saturday
Saturday consisted of pretty much the same thing. Miller's cousin came in with a friend and we played. And Elen came in (she's actually currently at Gigantour or whatever it's called). So we went for supper at Montana's and saw Tiffany. Tiffany and I used to be SUPER close for about a year and a half and then her boyfriend was a shit head and side-swiped my car (and then tried to blame me for the whole thing)...and then I told her that he was cheating on her...and she didn't believe me and then a month later they broke up. We really haven't talked since the whole car thing. She was gross in her hostess uniform (brown button up shirt, baseball hat, and jeans). Taylor was like, "Tiffany. Nice hat." She glared at him and then fucked off. Haha.
Afterwards, we came back to my house and played Sociables again (after getting back from the Liquor Church). Miller made out with Taylor. It was so funny because she was like "I'M SHY!!!!" And then...like a half hour later, I made out with her and we just went in for the kill. Haha. Yes. This weekend, I made out with a girl. It was odd. I don't really remember it...but...I remember seeing myself do it. Elen dared me to do it. Crazy bastard. And Caylyn and Lisa were a little disgusted when they saw me doing that. Haha. Whatever. It was a god night. I had fun. Found out Miller has slept with 18 people. 18!!!! What the fuck?! And I haven't slept with anyone. Ugh. Gary made out with Miller's cousin's friend. Found out that the friend had been taped while having sex with her boyfriend. I did keep my clothes on though. Taylor did have to take his pants off. Haha. Oh! And Gary cut his hand open and because of all the booze he drank, he was bleeding pretty good. He ended up stopping with the game and passed out on the couch. He's fine though. Just so you don't have to worry, haha. And that was the night really...haha.
Sunday
Today...went and bought an awesome bra that makes my boobs look ginormous. Bought that MTV-Prevent-the-HIV-Guava Body Shop lip chap or whatever. It just smelt really good. And then we got free desert from the waiter at East Side Mario's. He loved us...and the plus was that he was a REALLY good waiter. And then I drove Elen (and Joe, Craig, and Smith) to Gigantour so that they could see Megadeath, Children of Bodom and what-not. And that brings us to now...me sitting here...on the computer in my PJs.
Great weekend.
Ended up having Taylor and Gary over for some BBQ, but Gary left to go see his mom in the hospital (because she had a surgery...no more plumbing for her, haha). So, I put two hamburgers and two pieces of chicken on the BBQ for Taylor and Dennis was supposed to watch them because Miller came over. We both hopped into her truck and headed to the Church (a.k.a the Liquor Board Store) and picked up two 26s of Disaronno. Somehow, we managed to get her MASSIVE Ford 150 out of the bank parking lot...well...it isn't actually her truck, it's her parents. Either way, she had it in the city. On the way back, we stopped at McDonald's (and I KNOW I said I was giving it up....) and got burgers. Bah. Nothing like a Big Mac some days. We sat in the truck and was laughing our asses off at the guy on till. He was a doucebag. Totally couldn't tell the vehicles apart...fuck. I love it.
Got back to the place and started drinking...basically straight Disaronno with a dash of coke and a bunch of ice. Boys were drinking beer. We played Guitar Hero for a bit...and then decided we needed to play a drinking game as we sat at the basement table. And we came up with...Sociables!
Get a deck of cards and a bunch of the people around and sit down.
Spread the cards all out face down and then get a piece of paper and a pen.
Make your rules to each card.
You must make your Ace "Sociables" though, where everyone cheers in the middle and goes "SOCIABLES!", etc.
Other things for drawn cards can be (what we had for Friday (and Saturday)): Truth or Dare, Never Have I Ever, Thumbs, You Drink, Give a Drink, Bitch, Guys Drink, Girls Drink, Story, Rhyme, Pee/Smoke Break, Rule, and Box Head. You can make up more if you want.
Truth of Dare: ...don't make me explain this.
Never Have I Ever: Say something that you haven't done (like...I said, "Never have I ever had anal sex."). You can say something that you have done, it's just whatever you really wanna do.
You Drink: Self-explanatory.
Give a Drink: Self-explanatory.
Bitch: Pick this card up and you can make anyone around the table (unless your the rule is made) your bitch. They can go get something from the next room, get you a drink, rub your shoulders, have them chug their drink at any point, sit on someone's lap, etc.
Guys Drink: Self-explanatory. (Must cheers though.)
Girls Drink: Self-explanatory. (Must cheers though.)
Story: Start with one word and build on it. Ex. "I." "I fucked." "I fucked a." "I fucked a table." Just go around the circle and each new person has to repeat the story but add a new word. You screw up, take a drink.
Rhyme: Pick and word and go around the table without repeating a rhyme to that word. Ex. Shit. "Pit." "Lit." "Clit." "Knit." "Fit." ...and it keeps going until someone screws it up...again...if there is a screw up...drink.
Pee/Smoke Break: Save this card and when needed, go and take a piss or a smoke break.
Rule: Make up a rule for the rest of the game. "From now on, you can't say the word "that"." or "I can't be anyone's bitch."
Box Head: Get a beer box and cut out eyes so the person who picks up the Box Head card can either put it on themselves or give it to somebody else (your choice on who wears it. Make it stick. You pick who or you just wear it.).
Thumb: Get this card and use it until the next person picks it up. Whenever you please, put your thumb on the edge of the table and wait for everyone else to notice. Don't tell anyone. Be sneaky, but it is not allowed for you to hide it behind a cup or a bowl. The last person to notice must drink.
So here is myself, Gary, Taylor, Dennis, and Miller (Miller is a girl. We'll just sort that out now.) in the basement ready to play Sociables. In playing this, I found out that my roommate, Caylyn, who never tells us ANYTHING about her sexual life really...has had oral. I damn near shit. Haha. And then there was a rule that there was no pants allowed. Thank God I wasn't wearing a thong. Then I was Dennis' bitch and I had to go sit on Taylor's knee (after there was a rule of no shirts, but I just took of my sweater and kept my tank top on) with my panties and a tank top on. Like...right on top of his package. My ass cheek was basically falling out. Taylor was like, "Get her off of me before I get a damn boner." Hahaha. Then, I got a Truth or Dare card from Taylor. Picked dare. Made out with Gary. It was weird...but whatever. Haha. And then Taylor was laying on the couch between the first and second game (second game where I made out with Gary) and he just wanted to sleep. I told, "I'll show you my tits if you come play." And...Gary just happened to be there...and well...I gave them a good flash. And then played. In the second game, Gary had to run down the street outside (it was...about 3 C [I'm guessing like...a little over 32 F]) naked and then do 15 jumping jacks in front of somebody's house. Watching him run down the street with his boxers around his ankles was HILARIOUS! Hahahaha.
Saturday
Saturday consisted of pretty much the same thing. Miller's cousin came in with a friend and we played. And Elen came in (she's actually currently at Gigantour or whatever it's called). So we went for supper at Montana's and saw Tiffany. Tiffany and I used to be SUPER close for about a year and a half and then her boyfriend was a shit head and side-swiped my car (and then tried to blame me for the whole thing)...and then I told her that he was cheating on her...and she didn't believe me and then a month later they broke up. We really haven't talked since the whole car thing. She was gross in her hostess uniform (brown button up shirt, baseball hat, and jeans). Taylor was like, "Tiffany. Nice hat." She glared at him and then fucked off. Haha.
Afterwards, we came back to my house and played Sociables again (after getting back from the Liquor Church). Miller made out with Taylor. It was so funny because she was like "I'M SHY!!!!" And then...like a half hour later, I made out with her and we just went in for the kill. Haha. Yes. This weekend, I made out with a girl. It was odd. I don't really remember it...but...I remember seeing myself do it. Elen dared me to do it. Crazy bastard. And Caylyn and Lisa were a little disgusted when they saw me doing that. Haha. Whatever. It was a god night. I had fun. Found out Miller has slept with 18 people. 18!!!! What the fuck?! And I haven't slept with anyone. Ugh. Gary made out with Miller's cousin's friend. Found out that the friend had been taped while having sex with her boyfriend. I did keep my clothes on though. Taylor did have to take his pants off. Haha. Oh! And Gary cut his hand open and because of all the booze he drank, he was bleeding pretty good. He ended up stopping with the game and passed out on the couch. He's fine though. Just so you don't have to worry, haha. And that was the night really...haha.
Sunday
Today...went and bought an awesome bra that makes my boobs look ginormous. Bought that MTV-Prevent-the-HIV-Guava Body Shop lip chap or whatever. It just smelt really good. And then we got free desert from the waiter at East Side Mario's. He loved us...and the plus was that he was a REALLY good waiter. And then I drove Elen (and Joe, Craig, and Smith) to Gigantour so that they could see Megadeath, Children of Bodom and what-not. And that brings us to now...me sitting here...on the computer in my PJs.
Great weekend.