Jan 19, 2005 21:41
ok so for all you not actors/singers, heres what its like in an audition =)
so the song the girl is auditioning with starts off with "When you come home.." and all the while she is supposed to be singing, she sings what is really going through her head.. so all these words are to the tune of her audition song.. ok? =)
When you come home...
I should have told them I was sick last week
They're gonna think this is the way I sing
Why is the pianist playing so loud?
Should I sing louder?
I'll sing louder
Maybe I should stop and start over
I'm gonna stop and start over
Why is the director staring at his crotch?
Why is that man staring at my resume?
Don't stare at my resume
I made up half of my resume
Look at me
Stop looking at that, look at me
No, not at my shoes
Don't look at my shoes
I hate these fucking shoes
Why did I pick these shoes?
Why did I pick this song?
Why did I pick this career?
Why does this pianist hate me?
If I don't get a callback
I can go to Crate and Barrel with mom and buy a couch
Not that I want to spend a day with mom
But Jamie needs space to write
Since I'm obviously such a horrible, annoying distraction to him
What's he gonna be like when we have kids?
And once again...
Why am I working so hard?
These are the people who cast Linda Blair in a musical
Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck
When fin'lly you come home to...
Okay, thank you
Thank you so much
haha ok so hope you liked it.. if you dont get it, its ok cuz its from this really awesome complicated show called The Last 5 Years. ok bye!! xoxoxoxoox