Dec 11, 2004 13:01
What is Jew.Lo?
Jew.Lo is a way of life, a reason to wake up in the morning, and a new kind of thinking.
Jew.Lo is the new Jewish female, bold, strong, invincible, and available.
Jew.Lo sees that Jew and cool are not incompatible but go together like peanut butter and Kosher-for-Passover chocolate.
Jew.Lo recognizes that the Jewish female has been underrepresented in the world of pop culture, or worse, hidden, and seeks to change that.
Jew.Lo is NOT: Winona "Horowitz" Ryder, Harvey "I'll cast Renee Zellweger as a Hasid" Weinstein, or any of the cast members on "Friends."
Jew.Lo IS: Amanda Peet telling a reporter she doesn't celebrate Christmas because she's Jewish, Gwyneth Paltrow not getting a nose job, Lisa Loeb wearing her glasses when she sings, Sarah Silverman and her sister the rabbi. It is Heeb Magazine, Jeremy Piven, Adam Goldberg, Halfjew.com, DJ Socalled, Princess "Kirschner" Superstar, Jon "Liebowitz" Stewart, Oscar Winner Adrien Brody, Oscar Mayer Weiners, Larry David, and MC Paul Barman, and Ali G. Jew.Lo believes that sexuality and religion are not incompatible.
Jew.Lo sees Jewish pride as the first step to a more multicultural and happy society.
Jew.Lo gives props to zaftig Jewish figures, recognizing that a girl need not be a stick figure to be hot, and that a true dish loves her knish.
Jew.Lo looks to J. Lo for inspiration and then says, "Jenny, I'm twice the woman you'll ever be with fifty times the booty and a thousand times the brain." Jew.Lo sees J. Lo as an ass to jump right off of, a role model for a new kind of sexy: ethnic, city, powerful and real.