Jun 23, 2005 09:13
Hula instructor: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: Tuesday is sandwich day.
Hula instructor: What?
Lilo: Every Tuesday, I take Pudge the fish a peanutbutter sandwich. But today, we ran out of peanutbutter. So I had to go the store to get some because all we had at home was TUNA!.....Do you know what tuna is?
Hula instructor: Ummm...fish?
Lilo: IT'S FISH! I can't give Pudge the fish tuna!!! I'd be an abomination!
Hula instructor: Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.