[Oneshot] Pointless timewasters
Yoochun was bored. No, he was really bored. Everybody else was gone, except for Junsu, but he was in the shower for almost thirty minutes. He sighed. He started his laptop and thought that Google would cure him from this boringness.
He spoke out loud as he wrote the words in the search bar. “Things to do… Let’s see what you got for me!” Yoochun clicked on the first link that came in his view. It was all in English, thank god he could read it.
‘Bored? Listless? Help is at hand!’ Yoochun read the words. “Perfect!” Yoochun read everything and his smile grew wider with every sentence he read.
“This is amazing!”
The boy grinned.
‘Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck’
“Yoochun-ah… Are you sick?” Junsu looked at Yoochun who kept coughing. The older man shook his head and watched Junsu leave to the kitchen. “I’m going to get you a glass of water.” Yoochun grinned. He was hoping for that to happen.
Not soon after that, Junsu was back with the glass of water. “Here. Drink up.” Yoochun nodded. “Ah. Junsu?”
“Yes?”
“Could you turn on the television?”
“The remote is right in front of you…” Junsu tilted his head a bit.
“Junsu. Just do it. For me? Please?” Yoochun tried to look cute, but failed. Miserably.
“You can’t pull it off.” Junsu laughed and turned around to pick up the remote. Yoochun smirked and poured some water in his hand. He made a sneezing noise and threw the water on the back of Junsu’s neck.
A scream was heard.
Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
Now that the television was on and Junsu was sitting next to him, another thing from the list could start. He listened carefully to everything and did what the task said. ‘Repeat everything said in Italian accent.’ It was perfect to get Junsu annoyed after a while, even though Yoochun had to do some research because hey? What is an Italian accent?
It was as if Yoochun was an echo. Junsu stared at the older man. “What are you doing?”
“What are you doing?” Yoochun was in character. He spoke with an Italian accent. A terrible Italian accent, but it was an Italian accent, so who cares? It was not like Junsu knew what an Italian accent would sound like.
“No… Not me. You! Why are you talking so funny?”
“Am I talking funny? I don’t think so.”
“Yoochun… Are you sure you’re really not sick?”
“No.” Yoochun made a weird sound after it. It sounded like a grunt.
“What was that?”
“What was what?”
“Nevermind.” Junsu sighed and looked at the TV again. “Be quiet now, I want to watch this.” Yoochun grinned.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
It was kind of gross to do, but Yoochun was still a bit bored. And annoying Junsu is fun.
Yoochun pulled out a hair. He tried to not to make a sound while doing it, even though it was pretty painful. The word wimp was floating in his mind. He had tried this thing to himself and came to the conclusion that you couldn’t feel it, but it was still funny to do. Junsu had to notice him doing something, right?
After a few times sticking his lock of hair in Junsu’s ear and still getting no response, Yoochun sighed. Junsu almost looked at him. Almost.
“What’s wrong?”
“I’m bored.”
“Oh.” Junsu still didn’t look at his friend, but got itchy out of the sudden. Yoochun was caressing Junsu’s neck with his lock of hair.
“What are you doing?!” Junsu finally looked. Yoochun had put big puppy eyes and looked innocent. Junsu shook his head and turned his attention at the TV again.
Not long after that, something caressed Junsu’s neck again. This time… Yoochun’s fingers.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
This would be the last thing Yoochun would do from the list. It wasn’t really the back of Junsu’s head, more the side of it, but Yoochun still did it. Junsu got nervous, but refused to look at the other.
Yoochun kept staring and wondered why he was doing this in the first place. He totally forgot it.
Minutes passed by and Junsu finally turned his head. “Why are you staring at me like that?”
“I don’t know.”
“You do know or else you won’t be doing it.”
“Maybe because you’re pretty.”
“I’m not pretty.”
“Okay… Then you’re cute.”
“I’m not cute. I act cute.”
“You are cute. Cuter than me.”
“You’re not cute.”
“So? You’re still cute. And pretty.” Yoochun smiled sweetly.
Junsu sighed and turned his head to the TV again. A little smile was formed on his face.
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“Guys! We’re back!” Jaejoong did the keys in a drawer and walked into the living room, followed by Changmin and Yunho. They didn’t get any response.
“Hello?”
Yunho walked into Yoochun’s room to look if the boy was there. He saw the younger one’s laptop on the table. It wasn’t turned off. Yunho shook his head and moved the mouse, so he could shut it down. Suddenly, he saw a site in English. He couldn’t really understand it. He shrugged, closed the site and shut the laptop down.
Jaejoong walked into Junsu’s room but didn’t find anyone there. He began to worry.
Changmin walked out of the living room. “You guys, they’re just on the couch. Cuddling. I mean… cuddling! And oh, they’re sleeping, so… they fell asleep. CUDDLING!”
The three boys walked to the couch in the living room and stared at the couple. Legs intertwined, arms around each other, foreheads against each other, it was really lovely to see.
“How sweet! I want to take a picture!” Jaejoong quickly grabbed his phone.
“Why are they cuddling?” Yunho raised an eyebrow.
“How should we know? Ask them.” Changmin was about to pat Junsu on his shoulder, but was stopped by Jaejoong. “I’m not finished taking pictures!”
“Pictures. You’re taking more then one?!” Jaejoong nodded and did his phone away after taking at least fifteen pictures.
As if on cue, Yoochun woke up and stared at the three boys hovering over him and Junsu. “What are you guys staring at? Can’t I just cuddle with Junsu?”
“Why are you cuddling him?” Changmin rolled his eyes.
“He’s cute.”
“What?”
“I said he’s cute.”
Junsu’s arms tightened around Yoochun.
Yoochun smiled.
Yunho sat on a chair.
Changmin went to look for food.
Jaejoong was about to grab his phone again.
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Did you like it? XD
It's like 0:54 AM now here and I'm not really tired.. I love vacation. Too bad it's almost over. T_T
The site I was talking about? http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored.html
When I re-read everything.. DAMN. I got some typos here and some typos there, or just plain stupid mistakes or whatever. Sorry. You may not believe me, but I seriously can't think properly in the evening, let stand at midnight. Sorry. ¬¬
Comment? :D It makes me happy. ^^ .
He spoke out loud as he wrote the words in the search bar. “Things to do… Let’s see what you got for me!” Yoochun clicked on the first link that came in his view. It was all in English, thank god he could read it.
‘Bored? Listless? Help is at hand!’ Yoochun read the words. “Perfect!” Yoochun read everything and his smile grew wider with every sentence he read.
“This is amazing!”
The boy grinned.
‘Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck’
“Yoochun-ah… Are you sick?” Junsu looked at Yoochun who kept coughing. The older man shook his head and watched Junsu leave to the kitchen. “I’m going to get you a glass of water.” Yoochun grinned. He was hoping for that to happen.
Not soon after that, Junsu was back with the glass of water. “Here. Drink up.” Yoochun nodded. “Ah. Junsu?”
“Yes?”
“Could you turn on the television?”
“The remote is right in front of you…” Junsu tilted his head a bit.
“Junsu. Just do it. For me? Please?” Yoochun tried to look cute, but failed. Miserably.
“You can’t pull it off.” Junsu laughed and turned around to pick up the remote. Yoochun smirked and poured some water in his hand. He made a sneezing noise and threw the water on the back of Junsu’s neck.
A scream was heard.
Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
Now that the television was on and Junsu was sitting next to him, another thing from the list could start. He listened carefully to everything and did what the task said. ‘Repeat everything said in Italian accent.’ It was perfect to get Junsu annoyed after a while, even though Yoochun had to do some research because hey? What is an Italian accent?
It was as if Yoochun was an echo. Junsu stared at the older man. “What are you doing?”
“What are you doing?” Yoochun was in character. He spoke with an Italian accent. A terrible Italian accent, but it was an Italian accent, so who cares? It was not like Junsu knew what an Italian accent would sound like.
“No… Not me. You! Why are you talking so funny?”
“Am I talking funny? I don’t think so.”
“Yoochun… Are you sure you’re really not sick?”
“No.” Yoochun made a weird sound after it. It sounded like a grunt.
“What was that?”
“What was what?”
“Nevermind.” Junsu sighed and looked at the TV again. “Be quiet now, I want to watch this.” Yoochun grinned.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
It was kind of gross to do, but Yoochun was still a bit bored. And annoying Junsu is fun.
Yoochun pulled out a hair. He tried to not to make a sound while doing it, even though it was pretty painful. The word wimp was floating in his mind. He had tried this thing to himself and came to the conclusion that you couldn’t feel it, but it was still funny to do. Junsu had to notice him doing something, right?
After a few times sticking his lock of hair in Junsu’s ear and still getting no response, Yoochun sighed. Junsu almost looked at him. Almost.
“What’s wrong?”
“I’m bored.”
“Oh.” Junsu still didn’t look at his friend, but got itchy out of the sudden. Yoochun was caressing Junsu’s neck with his lock of hair.
“What are you doing?!” Junsu finally looked. Yoochun had put big puppy eyes and looked innocent. Junsu shook his head and turned his attention at the TV again.
Not long after that, something caressed Junsu’s neck again. This time… Yoochun’s fingers.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
This would be the last thing Yoochun would do from the list. It wasn’t really the back of Junsu’s head, more the side of it, but Yoochun still did it. Junsu got nervous, but refused to look at the other.
Yoochun kept staring and wondered why he was doing this in the first place. He totally forgot it.
Minutes passed by and Junsu finally turned his head. “Why are you staring at me like that?”
“I don’t know.”
“You do know or else you won’t be doing it.”
“Maybe because you’re pretty.”
“I’m not pretty.”
“Okay… Then you’re cute.”
“I’m not cute. I act cute.”
“You are cute. Cuter than me.”
“You’re not cute.”
“So? You’re still cute. And pretty.” Yoochun smiled sweetly.
Junsu sighed and turned his head to the TV again. A little smile was formed on his face.
--
“Guys! We’re back!” Jaejoong did the keys in a drawer and walked into the living room, followed by Changmin and Yunho. They didn’t get any response.
“Hello?”
Yunho walked into Yoochun’s room to look if the boy was there. He saw the younger one’s laptop on the table. It wasn’t turned off. Yunho shook his head and moved the mouse, so he could shut it down. Suddenly, he saw a site in English. He couldn’t really understand it. He shrugged, closed the site and shut the laptop down.
Jaejoong walked into Junsu’s room but didn’t find anyone there. He began to worry.
Changmin walked out of the living room. “You guys, they’re just on the couch. Cuddling. I mean… cuddling! And oh, they’re sleeping, so… they fell asleep. CUDDLING!”
The three boys walked to the couch in the living room and stared at the couple. Legs intertwined, arms around each other, foreheads against each other, it was really lovely to see.
“How sweet! I want to take a picture!” Jaejoong quickly grabbed his phone.
“Why are they cuddling?” Yunho raised an eyebrow.
“How should we know? Ask them.” Changmin was about to pat Junsu on his shoulder, but was stopped by Jaejoong. “I’m not finished taking pictures!”
“Pictures. You’re taking more then one?!” Jaejoong nodded and did his phone away after taking at least fifteen pictures.
As if on cue, Yoochun woke up and stared at the three boys hovering over him and Junsu. “What are you guys staring at? Can’t I just cuddle with Junsu?”
“Why are you cuddling him?” Changmin rolled his eyes.
“He’s cute.”
“What?”
“I said he’s cute.”
Junsu’s arms tightened around Yoochun.
Yoochun smiled.
Yunho sat on a chair.
Changmin went to look for food.
Jaejoong was about to grab his phone again.
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Did you like it? XD
It's like 0:54 AM now here and I'm not really tired.. I love vacation. Too bad it's almost over. T_T
The site I was talking about? http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored.html
When I re-read everything.. DAMN. I got some typos here and some typos there, or just plain stupid mistakes or whatever. Sorry. You may not believe me, but I seriously can't think properly in the evening, let stand at midnight. Sorry. ¬¬
Comment? :D It makes me happy. ^^ .