Jungle Boogie Nights
Oh, this is so not safe for work
Interesting facts taken away from this article:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007110053,00.html
1) You can get a black eye from not being careful while you masturbate an elephant
2) Shamu, much like your average 8th grader, is ready and willing to jerk it on command
3) The thought of airlifting a - and I quote - "giant condom" filled with about 300ml of fresh elephant semen makes me imagine A-Team-esque scenarios
4) If the upcoming BBC2 documentary The Elephant’s Guide To Sex was a porn movie, "I am not an animal!" would still be entirely in context.
5) The guy's German. While not a terribly interesting fact in and of itself, it makes the whole article that much funnier.
Interesting facts taken away from this article:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007110053,00.html
1) You can get a black eye from not being careful while you masturbate an elephant
2) Shamu, much like your average 8th grader, is ready and willing to jerk it on command
3) The thought of airlifting a - and I quote - "giant condom" filled with about 300ml of fresh elephant semen makes me imagine A-Team-esque scenarios
4) If the upcoming BBC2 documentary The Elephant’s Guide To Sex was a porn movie, "I am not an animal!" would still be entirely in context.
5) The guy's German. While not a terribly interesting fact in and of itself, it makes the whole article that much funnier.