once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
ok hi i'm home
or whatever from COLLEGE
this year was bad and awesome. everyone is writing these things like about what they did their first year in college. and no offense, but they are just really general, obvious things. and i really do want to write one of those fun lists like "fall in love, write a paper, bla blahblah" but my list would be really strange and specific.
like, instead of saying "fall in love"
it would be "see a boy with mutton chops and fall in love with him just becuase of his chops. yell CHOPSSSSSS at him every chance you get"
and instead of saying "get drunk"
it would be "find a shady gas station and buy 16 forties at once. Repeat every weekend and sometimes weekdays" also "get drunk and wander outside in your underwear. get drunk with three boys and go drunk driving in miriams car"
instead of "make new friends who are different than you"
"make friends with a girl who snorts coke to sober up."
"smoke pot"
"smoke ten bowls in a row. smoke pot with PCP in it. fill your lungs, then fill your nose. tell people how fucked up you get from crystal meth. hallucinate that the sky has veins in it."
oh, college. i will miss thee.
TOP TEN PEOPLE FROM COLLEGEEEEEEEE:
(no order)
1. Mirrmmmmmm
2. Tim
3. Jeff King
4. Crazy nate
5. Nathaniel
6. Adam
7. Mandy
8. keri & kris
9. aaron DEMOSS
10. sarah (pika)
or whatever from COLLEGE
this year was bad and awesome. everyone is writing these things like about what they did their first year in college. and no offense, but they are just really general, obvious things. and i really do want to write one of those fun lists like "fall in love, write a paper, bla blahblah" but my list would be really strange and specific.
like, instead of saying "fall in love"
it would be "see a boy with mutton chops and fall in love with him just becuase of his chops. yell CHOPSSSSSS at him every chance you get"
and instead of saying "get drunk"
it would be "find a shady gas station and buy 16 forties at once. Repeat every weekend and sometimes weekdays" also "get drunk and wander outside in your underwear. get drunk with three boys and go drunk driving in miriams car"
instead of "make new friends who are different than you"
"make friends with a girl who snorts coke to sober up."
"smoke pot"
"smoke ten bowls in a row. smoke pot with PCP in it. fill your lungs, then fill your nose. tell people how fucked up you get from crystal meth. hallucinate that the sky has veins in it."
oh, college. i will miss thee.
TOP TEN PEOPLE FROM COLLEGEEEEEEEE:
(no order)
1. Mirrmmmmmm
2. Tim
3. Jeff King
4. Crazy nate
5. Nathaniel
6. Adam
7. Mandy
8. keri & kris
9. aaron DEMOSS
10. sarah (pika)