OMG! update!!! but its not hahaha suckers

Jul 17, 2006 00:33

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (when i do its late night cartoons!! yeah south park!)
× I own lots of books.  (books?..)

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.  (like em.. dont love em)
✓ I've tried marijuana.  (Im trying it right now ;))

✓ I've watched porn movies.  (when im desperate)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (when i was 16.. and then later he turned into the psycho..)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (yeah pretty much.. but there's always a difference between honesty and "too much information")

✓ I curse sometimes.  (all the fuckin time..)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (id like to think so.. if not then the past 2 years.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (i don't even have pepperspray.. and i take the bus at night..)

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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (probably a few lol)
× I hate the rain.  (I dislike it when theres too much)

× I'm paranoid at times.  (sometimes when im high.. but not so much anymore..)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (LIPO! hahaha..)
✓ I need/want money right now.  (Who doesn't?...)

✓ I love sushi.  (Mmmmmm sushi)
✓ I talk really, really fast.  (not all the time.. but sometimes i can.)
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning.  (until i have a smoke lol)

× I have long hair.  (tryin to grow it.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.  (One of each)

✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.  (obviously.. Canadia!!! Fuck yeah!!!)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (Hells yes!)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (half the time i dont know whos callin me.. i dont care much.)

✓ I like the way that I look.  (I love the way i look.. although there are a couple things im trying to change)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (i don't think so)
× I am usually pessimistic.

× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.  (No but my roomate slept with my man *angry face*)

✓ I have a hidden talent.  (if you call double jointed)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.  (And i love it! :))

✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Ahhhh yeah.. and im straight!)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Sometimes.. but i never call anyone.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.  (Shopping yes... window shopping pisses me off.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  (I LOVE MY MOTHER!!!!! and im the one who embarrases her :D)

✓ I have a mobile phone.  (who doesn't?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (Last night baby.. ohhhh yeah!)
✓ I've rejected someone before.  (lately theres been quite a bit of it :| apparently now im well sought after.. i don't get it)

✓ I currently like/love someone.  (my eyes are everywhere.. and i like a few people.. Love is the last thing on my mind though.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (im a hairdresser who works at wal-mart.. figure that one out.)
✓ I want to have children in the future.  (I LOVE kids.. teenagers suck though...)

✓ I have changed a diaper before.  (i have 3 nephews)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.  (im allergic to anything outside... and dust.. and animals...)

✓ I have a lot to learn.  (every day)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.  (HAHAHAHA me shy?)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.  (Used to be... but now i turn PC off when i leave the house.)

× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (like every other day of my life)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (not once... can't say anything about other peoples friends though *blush*)

× I own the "South Park" movie.  (I wish... that and the beavis and butthead movie..)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.  (I was born country nigga!!!)

× I would die for my best friends.  (Not necissarily die.. but i would take a bullet.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (ive flirted with guys whos hair ive cut.. does that count?)

× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (Fuck free candy.. its all about the ghosts goblins and ghouls!!!!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.  (never)
✓ I am happy at this moment.  (For the most part yeah.. im a pretty happy person.)

✓ I'm obsessed with guys.  (to say the least)
× Democrat.  (politics?)
× Republican.  (Repeat: Politics?)

× I don't even know what I am.  (i dont even know what thats supposed to mean.. i know one thing though.. im friggin AWESOME!)
✓ I am punk rockish.  (I guess you could say that..)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (younger guys piss me off.. even if they are only 3 months younger.. they still act like they are 17)

× I study for tests most of the time.  (i NEVER studied! only test i ever studies for was for my lisence.. and i rocked it!)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.  (ive never owned a car..)

✓ I love my job(s).  (Yeah actually.. i enjoy working at wal-mart.. go fig)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (<3 me!)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.  (oh god.. don't get me started!)

× I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (ALWAYS!!! i love it.. i never wear socks at home..)
× I have jumped off a bridge.  (i wish)
✓ I love sea turtles.  (All turtles!)

✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.  (i love the stuff)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (when i can figure one out!! besides being a singer *blush*)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (nah i just love to sing..)

✓ I hate office jobs.  (Booooooring! i need to move around)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.

× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.  (ive thrown up from coughing too much..)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (i don't think so.. but i could be wrong.)

× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.

× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.  (Hells yes i can!!!! its great for those times my back hurts.. too bad i can walk barefoot at work lol.)
× I can't whistle.  (i CAN whistle like a muhfucker!)

✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.  (Ridden... tweece)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.  (Come on.. i barely write in this one..)
✓ I talk in my sleep.  (APPARENTLY i do now..)

× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  (I don't try to forget.. i just smoke some green and smile :))
× I wear a toe ring.  (those things are annoying)

✓ I have a tattoo.  (I NEED more!)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (Not yet.. but probably soon)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.  (not a junkie.. but i do love my smoke and coffee in the mornin)

× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.  (I can be..)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (uhhhh YEAH!!!.. Hells yes! id find some fucked up cracker heroin junkie and pull a hostel on his ass.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.  (tea)
✓ I'm an artist.  (in some ways yes i am)
× I am ambidextrous.

× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (Pillows!<3 i have 6 and a body pillow)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.

× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (uhhh sure i guess)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (no way jose!)

✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (3 different provinces yes)
✓ I am extremely flexible.  (;) sure am!!! for a fat girl lol.. you should have seen how shocked i was the day i found out i can do the splits.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.  (sometimes yea.)

✓ I want to own my own business.  (Someday i will own a salon/tattoo/peircing place named Solange)
✓ I smoke.  (Like a chimney)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (not as much as i used to thats for sure. although its taking me a long fucking time to write this out and i doubt anyone will read it.)

× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (Games?!! haha yeah right! but some movies will make me well up.. ACTUALLY.. sometimes watching someone sing will make me get all emotional.. i dont know why.. they gotta be DAMN good though... i need kleenex when i watch american idol.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (i friggin wish.)

✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (oh fuck yeah!)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (i hate it!!! i like to make people happy.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.

× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (HAD... when i was younger...)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (Sure do! we're not alone!)

✓ I can't stand being alone.  (sometimes its nice... but i hate being lonely.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.  (Mmmmhmmm)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (i have done that lol)

✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.  (yah pretty much)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.

× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (used to.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (Yeeeeeahhh... critisizm is nice.. especially when i sing... but no one says anything and it makes me feel like i suck... but ive been told im good when i ask..)

× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.  (used to be able to)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (ive fallen asleep next to a huuuuge fuckin speaker before.)

× I would rather read than watch TV.  (i don't read... unless its a magazine)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (ahhh back in the day)

× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (out on hastings actually with a friend.. that was fucked lol)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.  (sometimes i hate the female gender.. but i still love who i am.)

× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.  (back in the day.. yeah..)
✓ I like most animals better than most people.  (uhhh YEAH! animals don't talk.. judge.. or break your heart.. or lie.. or yah you get the point..)

× I own a collection of retro games consoles.  (every single nintendo console.. i rock! YEAH NINTENDO!)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (i need mroe!)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.

✓ I am compulsively honest.  (yeah pretty much.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.

× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (ewwwwww bisexual.. PICK ONE PEOPLE... don't be so fucking greedy.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (yeah kinda or im too busy)

× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.  (not impossible.. but deffinetly harder)
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.  (i wash my hands a lot but its not obsessive.)

✓ I always carry something significant around with me.  (its around my neck.. its called my hatchetcharm)
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.  (do extensions count?)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.  (yeah in the past couple of years)

× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (lots of things..)

× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (it depends on what their problems are... if they don't deserve the sym/empathy they certainly wont get it.. and will probably get told they are being stupid.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.

× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (not unless they sell their bodies after-hours.. if i had the body id love to strip)
× I don't like to chew gum.

× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (oh hell yeah)

✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.  (certainly)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.  (LOVE LOVE LOVE!!! its my absolute favorite thing to do.)

× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.  (if its just my mom.. yeah id live with her and take care of her if she needed me.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer.  (you know it! thanks josh!!)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (pffft yah)

× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (im not a lesbian so no!)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.  (I miss those days.)

✓ I enjoy burritos.  (Bean and cheese!!! mmmMMmmm)
× I'm Irish and loving it.  (im like an eight irish.. but its cool)
× I have a thing for redheads.

× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.

✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.  (man if i could do that... a good chunk of my life would be erased.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.

× I need more time to myself.  (meh not really.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.  (im so open minded it hurts.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.

✓ I download songs from the internet.  (not as much but yeah i do)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.  (sometimes.. its hillarious!)

× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.  (i LOVE SINGING IT!!!!! its the best!!!)

✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.  (sure does)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.  (TOO LONG DAMMIT! >.<)

× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

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