"Holy Water = Jesus Juice" "Ewwwwwwww"
"If I went to church I would sit here."
"You cant. Priests parents sit there. get to the back of the church."
"Priests dont have parents"
"No, they dont have wives dumbass"
"They cant have sex?"
"No."
"Can they..you know.."
"Probably. I cant imagine anybody not being able to do that."
"Haha do you think priests watch porn?"
"No. Thats a sin. They are only allowed to think of god when they masturbate."
"Because they are married to the church."
"Exactly."
soo. tis be sunday.
i despise sundays.
friday i stopped eating at 1.
went to marths around 5.
went to the church around 7.
went bowling around 9, after exploring/being cool.
we got back, and sat on the porch for a while. we called some kids who were at a wild and crazy bushfire..drank some red bull and headed inside. We tried to play hide and seek in the dark.
It started off as andrew ben and sarah on a team and maggie martha and steph on a team. then derek emily and i hid. we hid in the upstairs of a 150 year old church. in the nursery. and this is in the pitch black, we had one flashlight, but derek was being a tard and turning it off. so derek is all "emily and kelsie stop being pansies and hide under the crib" but we refused because the church was scary enough downstairs in the light. so we sat in a rocking chair together and talked about blink 182 to change the subject. then sarah ben and andrew found us. derek was mad because we were pussies. but the other team didnt even come upstairs. then we played again. this time the 3 boys hid. we tried to go upstairs but only made it to the entrance of the nursery. i dropped my blanket [thats right] and flew down the stairs. then sarah [who isnt scared of the church at all] made us go back up. but my blanket was gone. so again, we ran back down. then emily and sarah went up and actually found the guys. we're sitting in the front hall watching the giant staircase and we just see this blanket moving down. then it slides all the way down the stairs. so derek falling down the stairs whilst confined to the underneath of my blanket lightened the mood a tad.
Then we had a dance party in this big hall with a stage. we listened to the spice girls and aqua. then we wheeled around on a library cart for a while. Then church alarm went off, and we got scared and ran into the main hall.
Theeeeeeen we went to the living room place and watched hotel rawanda. I fell asleep though. We awoke at 9:45 to "take their pictures they look soo cute" ugh. Then we had 15 minutes to get ready to go to the food bank. [we had to work there for 2 hours to get soem service hours] Emily and I were team mates. We put food in the boxes. We spilled 3 packages of spaghetti. But to be resourceful, we had a "battle to the wits!" with the noodles. Then we left there and went back to the church. We made peach juice thingys. Then watched 13 ghosts.[["Wheres Charles Manson?" "Azkaban"]] Then, whilst everybody else was doing yard work, we discovered these creepy puppets. We snuck into the sanctuary [part with the pews and such]and made a spectacular movie with the puppets. Marthas mom soon found us and we went outside for 15 minutes and "swept" the sidewalk. [["Totally Duncan"]] Once again, emily and I had a battle, but this time, with brooms. [["Im Darth Maul!I row!" "No. Darth Maul Kyaks stupid."]] We came back in, watched a teeny bit of stealing harvard before we went upstairs to the nursery. We put on some fly costumes and climbed into the attic where the pirests children used to live. [Terrifying.] We went back into the sanctuary with the guys after and continued making our movie. Then we watched veggie tales and just hung around and cleaned up. We ordered pizza around dinner time and ate it on the front lawn. I swear we must have ambushed the pizza man. Derek was being a bully, and spilled my super juice all over my face. [haha...super juice]After which we all departed.
[Saturday, where else are you gonna go? Theres no way, Im gonna end up at the Disco]
I got home and met *insert undetermined name here*, Chad et Mindys new dog. [I think it should be named Jebidias but noo] I had a super quick shower and cleaned up a bit before Kevin, Brandyn et Breton came to visit.We made kool aid and mr.noodles [and i wasnt hungry at all...gasp]We watched fight club and hung out as per usual. Then everyone had to go home...it would be much better if my parents werent ridiculous and just let everyone stay over. except now that might be harder because they are aware of the fact that kevin and et moi are now [quote unquote my mom] "an item."
So I went to bed around 2...woke up around 11..I couldve slept way longer, but I hate waking up so late.
I went to value village for an hour and a half around 2:30...I got a really cool black red and grey belt..some pearls..a creepy troll and a mr.chuckles shirt. all for only $7. I love that place. They had shoes for $6 that were red plaid and high heeled, I absolutely loved them..but they were size six. Damn my awkwardly large feet.
Now its 4:30 and I should be starting my homework. I have do read for english...do some map thing for geography...colour for science..and do tons of math questions. I should tame the hair also. Ugh.
"Want some oj?"
"o...j?"
"Orange Juice."
"OJ Simpson...what do you think oj stands for?"
"Omar Jalapeno"
"Orville Jebidias"
"Oscar Judo"
"Osmond Jesus"
*silence*
"You cant. Priests parents sit there. get to the back of the church."
"Priests dont have parents"
"No, they dont have wives dumbass"
"They cant have sex?"
"No."
"Can they..you know.."
"Probably. I cant imagine anybody not being able to do that."
"Haha do you think priests watch porn?"
"No. Thats a sin. They are only allowed to think of god when they masturbate."
"Because they are married to the church."
"Exactly."
soo. tis be sunday.
i despise sundays.
friday i stopped eating at 1.
went to marths around 5.
went to the church around 7.
went bowling around 9, after exploring/being cool.
we got back, and sat on the porch for a while. we called some kids who were at a wild and crazy bushfire..drank some red bull and headed inside. We tried to play hide and seek in the dark.
It started off as andrew ben and sarah on a team and maggie martha and steph on a team. then derek emily and i hid. we hid in the upstairs of a 150 year old church. in the nursery. and this is in the pitch black, we had one flashlight, but derek was being a tard and turning it off. so derek is all "emily and kelsie stop being pansies and hide under the crib" but we refused because the church was scary enough downstairs in the light. so we sat in a rocking chair together and talked about blink 182 to change the subject. then sarah ben and andrew found us. derek was mad because we were pussies. but the other team didnt even come upstairs. then we played again. this time the 3 boys hid. we tried to go upstairs but only made it to the entrance of the nursery. i dropped my blanket [thats right] and flew down the stairs. then sarah [who isnt scared of the church at all] made us go back up. but my blanket was gone. so again, we ran back down. then emily and sarah went up and actually found the guys. we're sitting in the front hall watching the giant staircase and we just see this blanket moving down. then it slides all the way down the stairs. so derek falling down the stairs whilst confined to the underneath of my blanket lightened the mood a tad.
Then we had a dance party in this big hall with a stage. we listened to the spice girls and aqua. then we wheeled around on a library cart for a while. Then church alarm went off, and we got scared and ran into the main hall.
Theeeeeeen we went to the living room place and watched hotel rawanda. I fell asleep though. We awoke at 9:45 to "take their pictures they look soo cute" ugh. Then we had 15 minutes to get ready to go to the food bank. [we had to work there for 2 hours to get soem service hours] Emily and I were team mates. We put food in the boxes. We spilled 3 packages of spaghetti. But to be resourceful, we had a "battle to the wits!" with the noodles. Then we left there and went back to the church. We made peach juice thingys. Then watched 13 ghosts.[["Wheres Charles Manson?" "Azkaban"]] Then, whilst everybody else was doing yard work, we discovered these creepy puppets. We snuck into the sanctuary [part with the pews and such]and made a spectacular movie with the puppets. Marthas mom soon found us and we went outside for 15 minutes and "swept" the sidewalk. [["Totally Duncan"]] Once again, emily and I had a battle, but this time, with brooms. [["Im Darth Maul!I row!" "No. Darth Maul Kyaks stupid."]] We came back in, watched a teeny bit of stealing harvard before we went upstairs to the nursery. We put on some fly costumes and climbed into the attic where the pirests children used to live. [Terrifying.] We went back into the sanctuary with the guys after and continued making our movie. Then we watched veggie tales and just hung around and cleaned up. We ordered pizza around dinner time and ate it on the front lawn. I swear we must have ambushed the pizza man. Derek was being a bully, and spilled my super juice all over my face. [haha...super juice]After which we all departed.
[Saturday, where else are you gonna go? Theres no way, Im gonna end up at the Disco]
I got home and met *insert undetermined name here*, Chad et Mindys new dog. [I think it should be named Jebidias but noo] I had a super quick shower and cleaned up a bit before Kevin, Brandyn et Breton came to visit.We made kool aid and mr.noodles [and i wasnt hungry at all...gasp]We watched fight club and hung out as per usual. Then everyone had to go home...it would be much better if my parents werent ridiculous and just let everyone stay over. except now that might be harder because they are aware of the fact that kevin and et moi are now [quote unquote my mom] "an item."
So I went to bed around 2...woke up around 11..I couldve slept way longer, but I hate waking up so late.
I went to value village for an hour and a half around 2:30...I got a really cool black red and grey belt..some pearls..a creepy troll and a mr.chuckles shirt. all for only $7. I love that place. They had shoes for $6 that were red plaid and high heeled, I absolutely loved them..but they were size six. Damn my awkwardly large feet.
Now its 4:30 and I should be starting my homework. I have do read for english...do some map thing for geography...colour for science..and do tons of math questions. I should tame the hair also. Ugh.
"Want some oj?"
"o...j?"
"Orange Juice."
"OJ Simpson...what do you think oj stands for?"
"Omar Jalapeno"
"Orville Jebidias"
"Oscar Judo"
"Osmond Jesus"
*silence*