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* Attention Palmetto Ridge Students *
* Blending into trees is not cool i repeat is not so whoever told you that was was terribly mistaken.
* Girls: Stretch pants from rave dont look good. im sorry, spandex was never cool.
* Boys, im sorry but clothes that are 12 sizes too big and big ass silver chains DON'T make you look like a bad ass, this is naples, there are no REAL GANGSTERS, get over it!
*Girls, ok its cute that you try to prep out your gangster clothes, really, it is, BUT NO. as if its not bad enough you wear south pole, dont try to make it look cute, cause its not!
* Im sorry you wear a size 12 pants but please dont try to squeeze into a size 2, it doesn't make you look any skinnier and um, do you really think we wanna see your fat hang over your pants?
* If your shoes look like somthing my 85 year old grandma would wear, dont waste your money its really not cute.
* Scrunchies are so 5th grade, invest in real hair ties.
* As much of a cowboy you might think you are, there is no need for camo, boots and hats This is naples people (( just cuz you like mud, trucks and country music that doesnt make you a cowboy!))
* Guys its not cool not to match, please at least look like you change when you get out of bed the morning.
* Girls, as confused as you mught be, looking like a boy is not cool.
* Im sorry, but platform shoes arent cool, some 80's styles came back, and that wasn't one of them.
* Im happy for you that you have a name brand shirt... dont wear it everyday.
* If you wear a white shirt, wear an undershirt nobody cares what your bra looks like.
* Im proud your mommy and daddy finally let you wear thongs, but i dont want to see them. and neither does anyone else.
* If your not goint to wear a thong, dont wear tight pants. underwear lines are for my grandmother.
* Matching pant suits with matching shoe laces are so 8th grade. sorry the phase is over. move on!
* Dont buy a florescent colored sweater if your going to wear it everyday, people will notice!
haha PALMETTO LEARN HOW TO DRESS!!!! lol and p.s i didnt steal this from Trisha... lol I wrote it!!!!! :)