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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I pushed holy_smackdown in the mud (-17 points). In July I pulled platonic__'s hair (-5 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed scoot1988's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I put gum in scattered_verse's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-25 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
xsnugglebunnie
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