Today's Top Ten
Current Top 10 Dirty Things I Want to Do Right Now:
1. Get undressed in front of someone really slowly. After already making out and getting worked up. With scented candles and Soundgarden : Superunkown on the stereo really loud.
2. Totally dark. Being bent over something. Being flogged and teased and talked dirty to. Followed by Hard Pounding for a long time.
3. Long make out with a girl like ihavemeaning on my papasan. Lights on. Lesley Gore on the stereo, not too loud. Legwarmers involved.
4. Grinding on someone. Parked in a car at the lake. Windows steamed. Something like Les Miserables on the car stereo. Or NPR.
5. Dark, soft, comfy. Getting an all body massage with warm scented oil. Diana Krall: When I Look in Your Eyes on the stereo.
6. Watching porn with a friend. I'd like to be at that beginning part - we've just finished doing something. He's cleaning the dope and loading the bong while I watch the movie. I'd settle back on the couch and take the bong (lovely, clean and handblown) and he'd reach out to ouch me. His hand on my back. Of course we'd know where things would end up. But those first sensations and the realization of 'mm, we're doing it now'.
7. Seeing a XXX movie in a public adult theatre.
8. Having a lap dance at my favorite strip club. I'd like to be there with someone I was dating casually. It would be good if I'd been doing shots with a girl and was on my 2nd or 3rd dance.
9. Going to someone's office late at night, especially if it were a teacher. Maybe with wine and Sarah McLachlan.
10. Outside somewhere. In the Chilly night. Up against a brick wall. With the sounds of passing cars.
1. Get undressed in front of someone really slowly. After already making out and getting worked up. With scented candles and Soundgarden : Superunkown on the stereo really loud.
2. Totally dark. Being bent over something. Being flogged and teased and talked dirty to. Followed by Hard Pounding for a long time.
3. Long make out with a girl like ihavemeaning on my papasan. Lights on. Lesley Gore on the stereo, not too loud. Legwarmers involved.
4. Grinding on someone. Parked in a car at the lake. Windows steamed. Something like Les Miserables on the car stereo. Or NPR.
5. Dark, soft, comfy. Getting an all body massage with warm scented oil. Diana Krall: When I Look in Your Eyes on the stereo.
6. Watching porn with a friend. I'd like to be at that beginning part - we've just finished doing something. He's cleaning the dope and loading the bong while I watch the movie. I'd settle back on the couch and take the bong (lovely, clean and handblown) and he'd reach out to ouch me. His hand on my back. Of course we'd know where things would end up. But those first sensations and the realization of 'mm, we're doing it now'.
7. Seeing a XXX movie in a public adult theatre.
8. Having a lap dance at my favorite strip club. I'd like to be there with someone I was dating casually. It would be good if I'd been doing shots with a girl and was on my 2nd or 3rd dance.
9. Going to someone's office late at night, especially if it were a teacher. Maybe with wine and Sarah McLachlan.
10. Outside somewhere. In the Chilly night. Up against a brick wall. With the sounds of passing cars.