Godzilla ( 2014) All the spoilers in the world review
[lt's a love story, baby just say... no.]Watched a while
ago. The other watcher thought it was the Fluffiest Monster movie ever. I
thought it was a horrible no good very Bad Romance tragedy. Horrific, even.
Picture, if you will, your OTP of choice in a Vaguely Modern monster movie
AU. They are star-crossed lovers, meant for each other since before they
were born.
But then they are discovered. The evil scientists descend and forcibly
separate and imprison them, oceans apart.
Still, against the odds, they break out and find each other again.
BUT THEN, the most annoying and persistent sleazy old dude, like, old
enough to be their grandparent, tracks them down and inserts himself in the
middle of all their dates - the romantic picnics, the quiet strolls through
the city... He hits on them separately and together, gets handsy, suggests
threesomes, and generally makes a nuisance of himself, urgh.
In the climatic finale, suddenly our young lovers discover their crib has
been attacked by army ants, omg. And our hitherto harmless sleazeball turns
out to an emetaphiliac serial killer.
THE END
Somewhere while all this is going on, John Winchester runs about uselessly
chasing his own demons, while his son Dean-Sam follows him wringing his
hands and wondering if his own wife and kid are dead or hate him yet.
Fortunately, Jessie does not turn into ceiling barbeque.
Everyone except for Our Tragic lovers lives happily ever after.
REALLY THE END
side note: very impressive CGI employed to make it look like there really
is a giant man in a rubber suit stomping around the cities being stomped.
ago. The other watcher thought it was the Fluffiest Monster movie ever. I
thought it was a horrible no good very Bad Romance tragedy. Horrific, even.
Picture, if you will, your OTP of choice in a Vaguely Modern monster movie
AU. They are star-crossed lovers, meant for each other since before they
were born.
But then they are discovered. The evil scientists descend and forcibly
separate and imprison them, oceans apart.
Still, against the odds, they break out and find each other again.
BUT THEN, the most annoying and persistent sleazy old dude, like, old
enough to be their grandparent, tracks them down and inserts himself in the
middle of all their dates - the romantic picnics, the quiet strolls through
the city... He hits on them separately and together, gets handsy, suggests
threesomes, and generally makes a nuisance of himself, urgh.
In the climatic finale, suddenly our young lovers discover their crib has
been attacked by army ants, omg. And our hitherto harmless sleazeball turns
out to an emetaphiliac serial killer.
THE END
Somewhere while all this is going on, John Winchester runs about uselessly
chasing his own demons, while his son Dean-Sam follows him wringing his
hands and wondering if his own wife and kid are dead or hate him yet.
Fortunately, Jessie does not turn into ceiling barbeque.
Everyone except for Our Tragic lovers lives happily ever after.
REALLY THE END
side note: very impressive CGI employed to make it look like there really
is a giant man in a rubber suit stomping around the cities being stomped.