my girlfriend made me bleed today

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(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
(_) I HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FRIENDS CAR
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I HAVE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
(_) I HAVE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN FIRED
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I HAVE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS' HOUSE
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I HAVE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I HAVE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I HAVE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED
(X) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN DIVORCED
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD CHILDREN

(_) never had anal sex ( love you nicole, haha )

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