i got my bong out....
this is the 5 day road trip for me, barker, bill and charlie.
WEDNESDAY
me and barker are told to go to a walmart on route 30 in upstate NY because there is cell phone signal there. about 40 miles up the road is bill's cabin in Wells, where there is no cell phone service. we get there around 10:30, bill told us he would be meeting us at walmart at 11 and calling us to find out where we were etc. there was a taco bell nearby. fantastic. after we ate, we hung around a bit, and soon 11:30 rolled around and no sign of a phone call or anything. barker left bill about 6 messages, each getting more and more pissed as they were left. finally they call around 11:45, charlie didnt think we were gonna be there so early so they waited longer.
got to the cabin and unloaded somewhere around 1, lit a campfire, some drinking, a nice blunt, porn, cigars and cards well into the wee hours. crashed and got up around 11 on thursday.
THURSDAY
we got up and headed to new hampshire to meet charlie's grandparents and stay in the cattage for the night, and to drop off christa. at the pizza place near the gas station, we decide to make believe we are anterrabae and on tour in new england and canada. so east, to the cottage. get there, take a ride on charlie's grandpas boat, bill takes a dip in the lake and we come back to the cottage, go to wendys and the gas station/food store thing and go back to the cottage. at the cabin there were these honey berry cigars and i used one to roll for today and it was pretty good. i like trying new things. smoked by the fire we had in the backyard then went to bed and played cards for a bit. up at 1030 on friday and ready for canada.
FRIDAY
on to canada, through vermont, stop at a pizza place. check out all the hot bitches that work there. didnt get stopped over the border which was cool. didnt stop until we got to the hotel, which happened to be a few blocks from the strip clubs i was at last year in montreal. we check in, i have leftover cash from last year's trip and i go down to the fancy liquor store and get a liter of bacardi limon. not terrible, $22 canadian is like $18.50 american so it was a decent price. brought it back, we pregamed and had some shots before the casino where i lost $90, and most of my weekend money. this weekends games consisted of casino war, blackjack, roulette, grand prix poker and slot machines, which are shit. went back to the hotel area and to the strip club. barker bought me a dance and it was shitty cause the bitch said it was a looking only show. fuck that old bitch. thanks tho barker <33 hottt chicks at this club, barker and charlie got dances and i was about to get one but barker wanted to leave after their dances cause they were pissed off about them lol. so we went back to the hotel and hung out then went to sleep.
SATURDAY
we got up real late, like 1 cause none of us really slept at the cabin or cottage. headed to the casino again, more of the same games, and dinner upstairs at the buffet. went back to the hotel, to the supermarket to get alcohol for the other three and to get trashed in the room before the club. i didnt have much to drink left from all the shots we took before the casino last night so i got buzzed but nothing else. and i was out of money. so we leave, the other three wrecked, bill and charlie more tho. bum number 1 has a slayer shirt on. plastered charlie proceeds to sing raining blood with the bum, as me and barker pound double bass on our chests lol. we wanted to get weed cause they always say its so good. and we had a plan to get it too. all weekend we were quoting the movie half baked; the part where sir smoke-a-lot says "i got my bong out come smoke weed with me meng" and we knew if we went up to someone and said that they'd offer us. and lo and behold, we pass 2 black guys and barker says "dan you want weed?" im like "yea" he goes "watch this...i got my bonnng out!" sure enough one kid says "yo you guys need some weed?" word. so we bought a cheap bag, it looked like shit. and it turned out to be just that. we ran into another dude on the street, playing guitar. playing jimi and eric clapton and charlie went crazy and made friends with him. so to the strip club, drunk bill knocks over a waitress' tray of champagne glasses and breaks a few, gets annoyed and leaves the club after 5 minutes and goes back to the hotel, but not before first getting lost in the city of montreal and asking french ladies where rue du fort was. barker's mackin it to a stripper and takes a dance, leaves me and charlie out there. but there's a problem: charlie is real drunk and about to vomit. and that he does, right on the table. which proceeds to getting us kicked out of the club. oh well, no lap dance for me this year boys. on the way back charlie meets up with the guitar guy again and keeps talkin up a storm to him. we wanted to go back to the room and charlie told us he'd get back fine and to leave him with his new friend lee. so me and barker get back to the room, bill is passed out and we have no room keys. he doesnt answer his phone or the knocks on the door so we went down to the lobby and asked the guy at the front desk if he could let us in b/c our friend passed out, and he gave us a key right there. we could have gotten into any room lol. so we get back up, charlie comes in like 20 minutes later and falls into the bathroom. takes a piss, walks out of the bathroom and collapses on the bed in mid sentence. stands up, collapses on the floor in mid sentence. charlie is wrecked. charlie passes out on the floor with an ice bucket i gave him to puke in cause i knew he was gonna again. i couldnt fall asleep with him as sick as he was, so i stayed up and watched tv. bill gets up to pee, trips over charlie on the way. takes a 5 minute leak and comes out, falls on the floor and passes out in front of the bathroom. now i got 2 passed out bitches on the floor. and barker is sleeping. so im watching tv when charlie starts to wretch around 4. hes already got some puke out so i just held the bucket under his face for the rest of it and kept him clean and shit. he wouldnt get up so i left him there and said he'd get up eventually. which he did, about 10 mins after i fell asleep. only problem was he got up and fell halfway onto my bed. so i sat up and hit the light on cause i needed to get him in his bed. this is when bill gets up, gets changed and gets into bed. its funny how when you talk to people who were drunk and passed out they really arent that coherent, or understand the english language. so now i have charlie's head in my lap cause he wont move, and now i gotta just throw him into bed. another unsuccessful shove and i got up, moved onto his bed and grabbed him around his 20 inch chest and lifted when he just kinda snapped out of it and goes "what do you want me to do?" so i told him "get up and get in your own bed." and he did lol. finally, sleep at 530am only to be up in 4 hours to leave.
TODAY
up at 9:30, recalling the night to bill and charlie, who dont remember a thing.
we all headed back to NH to pick up barker's car and to get christa, me and barker left before the other three and got home around 8:30, i talked about the trip with my parents then went out with barker joey and kenny. thanks for the grilled cheese with an egg, kenny. good weekend, now im tired and i have to finish my tutorial and study for my theory retake exam on thursday. i need to pass or i have to take a class or some shit. im real tired. i need to have some salty chips and pass out. goodnight.
p.s. aug. 26 happy birthday samantha jo feigman i love you<33
WEDNESDAY
me and barker are told to go to a walmart on route 30 in upstate NY because there is cell phone signal there. about 40 miles up the road is bill's cabin in Wells, where there is no cell phone service. we get there around 10:30, bill told us he would be meeting us at walmart at 11 and calling us to find out where we were etc. there was a taco bell nearby. fantastic. after we ate, we hung around a bit, and soon 11:30 rolled around and no sign of a phone call or anything. barker left bill about 6 messages, each getting more and more pissed as they were left. finally they call around 11:45, charlie didnt think we were gonna be there so early so they waited longer.
got to the cabin and unloaded somewhere around 1, lit a campfire, some drinking, a nice blunt, porn, cigars and cards well into the wee hours. crashed and got up around 11 on thursday.
THURSDAY
we got up and headed to new hampshire to meet charlie's grandparents and stay in the cattage for the night, and to drop off christa. at the pizza place near the gas station, we decide to make believe we are anterrabae and on tour in new england and canada. so east, to the cottage. get there, take a ride on charlie's grandpas boat, bill takes a dip in the lake and we come back to the cottage, go to wendys and the gas station/food store thing and go back to the cottage. at the cabin there were these honey berry cigars and i used one to roll for today and it was pretty good. i like trying new things. smoked by the fire we had in the backyard then went to bed and played cards for a bit. up at 1030 on friday and ready for canada.
FRIDAY
on to canada, through vermont, stop at a pizza place. check out all the hot bitches that work there. didnt get stopped over the border which was cool. didnt stop until we got to the hotel, which happened to be a few blocks from the strip clubs i was at last year in montreal. we check in, i have leftover cash from last year's trip and i go down to the fancy liquor store and get a liter of bacardi limon. not terrible, $22 canadian is like $18.50 american so it was a decent price. brought it back, we pregamed and had some shots before the casino where i lost $90, and most of my weekend money. this weekends games consisted of casino war, blackjack, roulette, grand prix poker and slot machines, which are shit. went back to the hotel area and to the strip club. barker bought me a dance and it was shitty cause the bitch said it was a looking only show. fuck that old bitch. thanks tho barker <33 hottt chicks at this club, barker and charlie got dances and i was about to get one but barker wanted to leave after their dances cause they were pissed off about them lol. so we went back to the hotel and hung out then went to sleep.
SATURDAY
we got up real late, like 1 cause none of us really slept at the cabin or cottage. headed to the casino again, more of the same games, and dinner upstairs at the buffet. went back to the hotel, to the supermarket to get alcohol for the other three and to get trashed in the room before the club. i didnt have much to drink left from all the shots we took before the casino last night so i got buzzed but nothing else. and i was out of money. so we leave, the other three wrecked, bill and charlie more tho. bum number 1 has a slayer shirt on. plastered charlie proceeds to sing raining blood with the bum, as me and barker pound double bass on our chests lol. we wanted to get weed cause they always say its so good. and we had a plan to get it too. all weekend we were quoting the movie half baked; the part where sir smoke-a-lot says "i got my bong out come smoke weed with me meng" and we knew if we went up to someone and said that they'd offer us. and lo and behold, we pass 2 black guys and barker says "dan you want weed?" im like "yea" he goes "watch this...i got my bonnng out!" sure enough one kid says "yo you guys need some weed?" word. so we bought a cheap bag, it looked like shit. and it turned out to be just that. we ran into another dude on the street, playing guitar. playing jimi and eric clapton and charlie went crazy and made friends with him. so to the strip club, drunk bill knocks over a waitress' tray of champagne glasses and breaks a few, gets annoyed and leaves the club after 5 minutes and goes back to the hotel, but not before first getting lost in the city of montreal and asking french ladies where rue du fort was. barker's mackin it to a stripper and takes a dance, leaves me and charlie out there. but there's a problem: charlie is real drunk and about to vomit. and that he does, right on the table. which proceeds to getting us kicked out of the club. oh well, no lap dance for me this year boys. on the way back charlie meets up with the guitar guy again and keeps talkin up a storm to him. we wanted to go back to the room and charlie told us he'd get back fine and to leave him with his new friend lee. so me and barker get back to the room, bill is passed out and we have no room keys. he doesnt answer his phone or the knocks on the door so we went down to the lobby and asked the guy at the front desk if he could let us in b/c our friend passed out, and he gave us a key right there. we could have gotten into any room lol. so we get back up, charlie comes in like 20 minutes later and falls into the bathroom. takes a piss, walks out of the bathroom and collapses on the bed in mid sentence. stands up, collapses on the floor in mid sentence. charlie is wrecked. charlie passes out on the floor with an ice bucket i gave him to puke in cause i knew he was gonna again. i couldnt fall asleep with him as sick as he was, so i stayed up and watched tv. bill gets up to pee, trips over charlie on the way. takes a 5 minute leak and comes out, falls on the floor and passes out in front of the bathroom. now i got 2 passed out bitches on the floor. and barker is sleeping. so im watching tv when charlie starts to wretch around 4. hes already got some puke out so i just held the bucket under his face for the rest of it and kept him clean and shit. he wouldnt get up so i left him there and said he'd get up eventually. which he did, about 10 mins after i fell asleep. only problem was he got up and fell halfway onto my bed. so i sat up and hit the light on cause i needed to get him in his bed. this is when bill gets up, gets changed and gets into bed. its funny how when you talk to people who were drunk and passed out they really arent that coherent, or understand the english language. so now i have charlie's head in my lap cause he wont move, and now i gotta just throw him into bed. another unsuccessful shove and i got up, moved onto his bed and grabbed him around his 20 inch chest and lifted when he just kinda snapped out of it and goes "what do you want me to do?" so i told him "get up and get in your own bed." and he did lol. finally, sleep at 530am only to be up in 4 hours to leave.
TODAY
up at 9:30, recalling the night to bill and charlie, who dont remember a thing.
we all headed back to NH to pick up barker's car and to get christa, me and barker left before the other three and got home around 8:30, i talked about the trip with my parents then went out with barker joey and kenny. thanks for the grilled cheese with an egg, kenny. good weekend, now im tired and i have to finish my tutorial and study for my theory retake exam on thursday. i need to pass or i have to take a class or some shit. im real tired. i need to have some salty chips and pass out. goodnight.
p.s. aug. 26 happy birthday samantha jo feigman i love you<33