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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for xskittlezx:
Day #Who?What they got you1stsporkariffica visitor from an escort service2ndluvtohavefun72a butt-plug3rdxxvmpirebitesxxA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends4thsadnessovercamean inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times5thweichmechancetea crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'6thlilmisspunkrawka TiVo full of porn7th115141164164a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy8thfor_funa rainbow wig doused in pheromones9thdylan2727a confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'10thlilmisspunkrawka pop-up kama sutra11thlovassera penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE12thstimulate_meA polaroid of their genitalsTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )