oh bother
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. balsamic vinagrette
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. uh, obvi mighty taco
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. friendlys back when i could have dairy
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Double the tax + more depending on how good the service was
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. definitly (wegmans) captain crunch, elios (i wish) or a turkey sandwich
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. pepperoni
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. fake butter
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. trident watermelon
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. idk...there are a bunch but there are so many i havent called since freshman year
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A: gmail automatically adds anyone ive ever emailed.....so alot.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. my adorable nephew
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. not really....i need my teeth fixed and according to my sister, i have a south park-esque triangle smile
Q. What's your best feature?
A. my hair maybe
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. a splinter?
Q. Have you ever had anything put into your body?
A. no
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. ironically, my hearing. i cant hear "close" stuff but i can hear anything far away. go figure.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. never (knock on wood....ive had enough medical problems recently)
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. prob stuff at work....we get some heavy ass shoe boxes
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. almost....a couple of christmas eves ago, catey and i were goofing around after dinner and she knocked me for a loop...almost unconscious. (yes, this is how my family celebrates the birth of christ)
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Not at all.
Q. Is love real?
A. absolutely
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. i wouldnt...i love how interesting and unqiue the spelling is
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. black, pinks, greens, red, brown
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. a quater when i was little
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. not that i know of
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. uuum no i dont think so
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. omg yes....everyone knows what a naked body looks like.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. absolutely
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No, I'm a big fan of them
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. not a problem
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. prob not, only because i have a feminist problem with nude magazines.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. yeah
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. absolutely not
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. idk...depends
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: fuzz?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: not really. i watched it once and wouldnt watch it again.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand. duh.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: no, not really.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: like 6000
Q: Where were you born?
A: new hyde park
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: never
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: a lawyer
Q: Who is number 1 on your top friends?
A: tracey
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: dan?/katie rill
Q: Last person you called?
A: melissa
Q: Person you hugged?
A: dan, technically
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7
Q: Color?
A: green
Q: Season?
A: fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: sure
Q: Mood?
A: ok...a little dizzy
Q: Listening to?
A: tv
Q: Watching?
A: animal planet
Q: Worrying about?
A: new medicine
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: wegmans
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: feel a little better
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: harold and kumar (again)
Q: Do you smile often?
A: yea
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try to be
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: watch tv