gerard is..too funny

Dec 06, 2004 22:23

brandon..this lil woman of yours needs to stop before gerard and i squad up alright. im not gonna IM her but let me see her face to face. i dont care whether or not you want us to fight. no actions.at least i hope not. str8 out hardcore bitching. murder her to the 1st degree. lmao. but..see ive never said bad shit about her soo she needs to shut up no matter what the case is..dont like me? fine. tell me my morals dont mean shit n say everything as im a hoe n get what i want? you fucked up right there..

gerard..we're going to sing the barney song ok? and its going to make things juss. a LITTLE bit better. :-) umm..lmao danny was like. "ooh yea i was on the phone with geo" or something and he was tapping me on my arm while telling me and i go "damn geo is like the finest puerto rican i've seen in my life" and hes like "HEY! i'm the second ok?!?!" hahha. umm fo sho. no doubt man. damn. [licks lips]. hehe

gricel. i LOVED our conversation today. something about it made me think soo much. and oliver in that tight shirt. looking cute. what. lol. but definitely not beating um that "boy" in your class. hahaha

me: i mean i dont expect him to call. but i like it when he calls randomly. im not like "CALL ME TONIGHT OK??!!". i dont want him to feel as if im making him call me. noo. i like it when he calls because HE WANTS to. it makes me happy :-). i heart him.
me: like this morning he said he thought about calling me this weekend
me: its cute you know. i love it. no matter what other ppl think. i heart him
gricel: awwwwwwww

HERES gerard and i's conversation. it is..funny?

me: let me ask you real quickly before we go back to our subject, do you think ".." has a dick size of 8 when hes hard if hes 5'6 and weighs 145
me: definitely no right ?
gerard: lmao to the most extremest power
....
me: wtf man lol. that shits huge already. i dont even think ".." reached that point
gerard: lol
gerard: ".." isnt the king ok
gerard: he doesnt set standards god dammit
me: LMAO
me: x 100
gerard: as long as u kno that ".." didnt come into this earth w/ a halo over his head and penis then ur str8
me: huh
gerard: as long as u kno that ".." isnt like...gods archangel of sex nd shit
gerard: nd u think hes setting all the standards of what to expect nd shit
me: LMFAO
gerard: cuz hes not

LMFAOOOOO gerard is like one of the funniest people on earth i know. the things he says makes my day and makes me crack the fuck up..

OMG-- this girl i know. like she told me today that she goes skinny dipping with some of her friends that arent from her school. wow. what a weirdo. almost as weird as that boy who sleeps completely nude. umm..i swear shes gna be a nudist when she grows up..lmao

stephanie m.,susy,mariohn: fantasy of high school or w/e you want to call it.. - a reg. hotel room is TOO typical so its gonna be in the limo right with no one in it but me and him (and of course the driver-front seat). BUT, hes going go take off the sexyyy lingerie with his mouth or w.e an then i keep my dress on n he pulls down his pants n then hes sitting down with me on top n then he fucks me and then we go to the after party like its all good. ((wanna be grosser? he cums in the margarita glasses..LMFAOOOOOOO jp!)) but OF COURSE, that was all made up..though it would be hot. what. imagine that. lmao. imagine it with...lmfaoo.hahaha yea for real. HOTNESS all around.
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