taken from beckerhateskids

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2. NO EXPLANATION WHY YOU CHOOSE THAT ANSWER IN MEME
3. Only if someone asks you, then you can answer.

If I were a month, I'd be ... April
If I were a day of the week, I'd be ... Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be ... 2am
If I were a planet, I'd be ... Saturn
If I were a direction, I'd be ... Over
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be ... A chair with wheels
If I were a liquid, I'd be ... Acid
If I were a gemstone, I'd be ... a diamond
If I were a tree, I'd be ... covered in Georgia hanging moss
If I were a flower, I'd be ... a sunflower
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be ... lightning
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be ... guitar
If I were a color, I'd be ... purple
If I were an emotion, I'd be ... passionate
If I were a fruit, I'd be ... Christopher Marlowe
If I were a sound, I'd be ... laughter
If I were an element, I'd be ... air
If I were a food, I'd be ... sausage
If I were a place, I'd be ... an abandoned building
If I were a material, I'd be ... hemp
If I were a taste, I'd taste ... like chicken
If I were a scent, I'd be ... musky
If I were an animal, I'd be ... a predator
If I were a body part, I'd be ... a brain
If I were a facial expression, I'd be ... #:-S
If I were a song, I'd be ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrVZV__w500
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be ... Doc Martens
If I were a website I'd be ... stuffwhitetrashpeoplelike.wordpress.com
If I were a TV show I'd be ... The Wayan's Bros.
If I were a author I'd be ... broke
If I were a painting I'd be ... in Andy Warhol's bathroom