Mar 07, 2006 20:20
-List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will.
-Don't say who they are, use people only once.
-Tag at least 3 other people who you want to do this.
1.) I wish you knew what a complete bitch you are. Except, the problem is, you're actually kind of cool. Just...insecure, I guess. Good luck in all your endeavors and I hope life treats you well.
2.) Even though there are days where I want to murder you, I would probably still sleep with you again.
3.) You're so incredibly beautiful, and it kills me, especially because I don't have you, I fucked up, and I'm not good enough for you anyways. I hope you understand that.
4.) Sometimes you really annoy me. But I love you to pieces and would defend and protect you to the death, I swear.
5.) We don't talk like we used to. I wish there were a way to fix this, but I don't know if there is.
6.) You creep me out, sometimes. Well, you used to, a lot. Now...not so much. But occasionally.
7.) I miss you. You taught me so much in the four years we were together, and I feel like I let you down. I worry about you every day, even more so now that I'm not in the same state as you are. [Horses are people. Sorta. Kinda. Not really. OKAY FINE.]
8.) Get a fucking backbone and stand up to your gawd-dammed students. You're twice their age. Stop being such a pansy.
9.) You make me sick, and I want to cut off your cock and stuff it down your throat. After I demolish your stupid Corvette. And kill your disgusting Cocker Spaniel. Fucking tool. Rot in hell, preacher man.
10.) I wanted your horse, you idiot, and I was the only person who did. And he isn't worth $15,000, he isn't even worth $5,000. You are a complete fucktard for not selling him to me when I offered you cash for him two years ago. Fuck you.
I tag: whoever the fuck is bored.