Like Jesus Played Letter, I'll Drill Through Your Hands...
So, I posted a question to my friends at the Cobalt and Calcium forums about a small town date. Basically, I was asking if anyone had any ideas they could give me since all we have around Cuba is the Canton theater, and the movies were becoming a drag. Here's what my buddy Mikhail said:
I have tickets to Paris. You take em. Propose to her on the eiffel tower, then say "Just Kidding and jump off and pull her with you. What she doesnt know is that you have a parachute. You open it and last at some fancy whine a cheese place, you excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Cuz obviously you have to. Come back and you find some sleezy French guy hitting on her. You kick him in the teeth, and she runs up to you throws your hands around you and says "I love you Baby!". Then, you stage the police or CIA to come in, say they need you because you are the only one who can save the world. You tell them "NO! Can't you see I'm with the love of my life. Let the world be destroyed, I'm never going to leave my woman's side". Then somehow you end up in Iceland. Where that day becomes your wedding day. Its lush and green outside, as it always is in Iceland, but all of a sudden a huge storm comes. You stand outside with your hand in the air, and say "Nefta Wiltor, Jtani Oflona" and it stops. Then the Gods come down and pronounce you a diety, and your wife (well, in a few hours supposedly) can't marry you because you are a half God. So you take a sword, fly up to Zeus, and hold the sword to his neck. Zeus trembles in fear, and makes her a diety as well. Alas, you both get married and live among the Gods. You make beautiful little dieties. And you get all the sushi you want to up there too. So it turned out pretty ok.
Trust me, thats how it's gonna happen. Yea, so take the tickets.
-Isn't that just the most amazing idea ever? Lol. It sounds really good to me.
I have tickets to Paris. You take em. Propose to her on the eiffel tower, then say "Just Kidding and jump off and pull her with you. What she doesnt know is that you have a parachute. You open it and last at some fancy whine a cheese place, you excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Cuz obviously you have to. Come back and you find some sleezy French guy hitting on her. You kick him in the teeth, and she runs up to you throws your hands around you and says "I love you Baby!". Then, you stage the police or CIA to come in, say they need you because you are the only one who can save the world. You tell them "NO! Can't you see I'm with the love of my life. Let the world be destroyed, I'm never going to leave my woman's side". Then somehow you end up in Iceland. Where that day becomes your wedding day. Its lush and green outside, as it always is in Iceland, but all of a sudden a huge storm comes. You stand outside with your hand in the air, and say "Nefta Wiltor, Jtani Oflona" and it stops. Then the Gods come down and pronounce you a diety, and your wife (well, in a few hours supposedly) can't marry you because you are a half God. So you take a sword, fly up to Zeus, and hold the sword to his neck. Zeus trembles in fear, and makes her a diety as well. Alas, you both get married and live among the Gods. You make beautiful little dieties. And you get all the sushi you want to up there too. So it turned out pretty ok.
Trust me, thats how it's gonna happen. Yea, so take the tickets.
-Isn't that just the most amazing idea ever? Lol. It sounds really good to me.