as a kite

[xshardsx]

so uh
i was going to the dispensary the other day
to pick up my medicinal marijuana

they have a vapour lounge upstairs and
though we didn't have time to stay and smoke
i took a minute to pack my vape before we left

while we're talking this guy dave the manager
tells me a few times i should come more often
and then asks me if i want a job

the place looks like an awesome rave den
i can smoke up at work
and they pay in pot (which will save me $200/mo)

soooo yeah
now i work at a vapour lounge
and it's fucking awesome :D

except for this one thing:
they have 'comedy nights'
saturday through sunday

by 'comedy'
it's more like
the Two Minutes Hate

people go up on mic
make racist sexist cissexist homophobic and ableist jokes
and joke about r*pe

hah so i guess we'll see
how long i can stand working there
before i start tweaking

i lost my shit on my first shift
when this guy joked about loving transsexual porn
and talking about how "having a dick is the dirtiest a woman can get"

at the end of the night my manager went out there and
tried talking to him gave him a warning but the guy
just didn't fucking get what he had said wrong

so he goes and tells the fucking joke again
right in front of me
and i fucking lost my shit

i interrupted him mid-story
and shouted
"i am not a dirty fucking woman just because i have a dick!"

"whoa sorry
sorry miss- sorry sir
i didn't mean to offend anybody"

bullshit
bullshit
stop smirking as you say it and maybe i'll believe you

but the benefit to working for a private company
is that i don't have to be super accommodating (like at the youth centre)
and if i get pissed i can fucking voice it

so yeah that's my job now
sell people lighters and papers and maintain the lounge
and crack some cis shithead heads