joke for the day
"A Nun and A Priest in a Desert"
A nun and a priest were traveling across the
desert and realized halfway across that the
camel they were using for transportation was
about to die. They set up a make-shift camp,
hoping someone would come to their rescue,
but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they
agreed that they were not going to be rescued.
They prayed a lot, and they discussed their
predicament in great depth. Finally the priest
said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about
to die, and there's always been one thing I've
wanted here on earth to see a woman naked.
Would you mind taking off your clothes so I
can look at you?"
The nun thought about his request for several
seconds and then agreed to take off her clothes.
As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well,
Father, now that I think about it, I've never
seen a man naked, either. Would you mind
taking off your clothes, too?"
With little hesitation, the priest also stripped.
Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What
is that little thing hanging between your legs?"
The priest patiently answered, "That, my
child, is a gift from G~d. If I put it in you, it
creates a new life."
"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me.
Stick it into that camel and lets get the hell
out of here!"
A nun and a priest were traveling across the
desert and realized halfway across that the
camel they were using for transportation was
about to die. They set up a make-shift camp,
hoping someone would come to their rescue,
but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they
agreed that they were not going to be rescued.
They prayed a lot, and they discussed their
predicament in great depth. Finally the priest
said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about
to die, and there's always been one thing I've
wanted here on earth to see a woman naked.
Would you mind taking off your clothes so I
can look at you?"
The nun thought about his request for several
seconds and then agreed to take off her clothes.
As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well,
Father, now that I think about it, I've never
seen a man naked, either. Would you mind
taking off your clothes, too?"
With little hesitation, the priest also stripped.
Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What
is that little thing hanging between your legs?"
The priest patiently answered, "That, my
child, is a gift from G~d. If I put it in you, it
creates a new life."
"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me.
Stick it into that camel and lets get the hell
out of here!"