SNOW MAYNN!
woah this weekend was purdy interesting if i do say so muhself. well friday was gay and i had work which equals funness, well not rly..anywho lets skip to the good part. okay so this weekend i was so totally supposed to take my road test to get my license but it snowed like a mutha. so i was cooped in the house with my 11 year old nephew who poorly suffers from ADHD, lucky for me i just have the ADD part. he is so friggin nutz, he drives me friggin insano. i had to watch him for friggin 2 hours cuz my mom had work, and i wanted to kill myself 15 minutes into it. so basically he was just goin nutz beatin me with pillows and repeatedly screaming "GET OFF MUH KOOL-AID". so finally i got him to sit and watch cartoons, even if i did have to threaten him with a vaccum hose extension. so then mi familia came over for sum food, and we all chilled and had a good time. my other nephew brandon came over with his friend and we went up to to the school and i broke my butt when i flipped off a playscape thinkin the snow was like a foot deep, when it was like 3 inches. yea ow. then we went on top of the school, then we heard a voice yell "GET THE HELL OFF THERE" so basically i lunged off the school and booked. by the time they caught up with me, i was already in the backyard. Then i jumped off my moms van into a pile of snow and just layed there for a while cause i thought i like broke my forehead or sumthin. finally it was time for everyone to go home, so i walked my sis out and shes all, get on the bumper and ill pull you down the street. so im all, lol sure, so i hop on top of the bumper and hold on. then shes all...no no no, not on the bumper, hang onto the bumper, im gonna drag you through the streets. then im all, DUDE LIKE NO WAY AWESOME. so i hold on and then she spins out and i get a face load of snow, yea it didnt work out. so the second time i laid on my back and then the fun began. she was goin like 35 mph down my street and went to the school parking lot. the snow was starting to get deep so i was gettin dragged under the snow, so when i came up for air all i got was a mouthful of snow and exhaust. yummy...so i was freezin so i walked home, and jumped into bed and passed out. sunday i slept in all day, so i didnt go to church...which means i had to go to 7 p.m. mass with my brother mike. so mike was driving us and we see the parking lot packed and hes all, "eff it mann, i dont feel liek goin to church, its so overrated" so we ended up driving to meijer and sat in all the furniture for an hour and came home like we went to church. then i sat down, made myself a sandwhich and watched the surreal life bizoii...then i got bored so i worked out from 11p.m.-1:30a.m.......then i went downstairs and took a shower and got out around 2..hopped on the computer, played sum games, listened to sum music, read this book my dad gave me that is uber retarded squared. so i decided to update this thingie, and now im so effin tired i could eat a cow...or sumthin like that. yea im tired, shut up...well i guess ill be hittin the old dusty trail and ill see you cool catz lata.
andrew
andrew