Plot? What plot?
Chatting a bit ago with
cadetmhughes and
talalkhemiyst. Had to share, because my stomach is still hurting from laughing.
xposted to
happy_nakama_rp
Cadetmhughes says: we did it today we finished watching the naruto filler
Cadetmhughes says: which has been rough, I love the show but omg did they have some bad plots
Rasvi says: lol
Talalkhemiyst says: OMG! naruto is hot....
Cadetmhughes says: dattebayo really you think so (blushes)dattebayo
Rasvi says: wtf is "dattebayo"
Talalkhemiyst says: annoying!
Cadetmhughes says: don't you think older Sakura looking a little like a sm queen with those gloves
Cadetmhughes says: proof naruto has terrets dattebayo is just a word only he says a lot
Cadetmhughes says: just giving you a little preview
Rasvi says: k
Cadetmhughes says: all the kids get really cool and I think you'll like older Sakura more
Rasvi says: gods i hope so!
Talalkhemiyst says: she's a hentai queen. going to spank someone!
Cadetmhughes says: lmao
Rasvi says: omg. lol
Talalkhemiyst says: hope it's not me. that would be troublesome!
Cadetmhughes says: no you're going to get spanked by the Fan using fan girl, shikamaru
Rasvi says: big cry baby
Talalkhemiyst says: don't make me come over there, naruto!
Cadetmhughes says: naruto smiles you can spank me sakura-chan
Cadetmhughes says: (instead of punching me it'd be a nice change)
Cadetmhughes says: jiraiya san is always up for a spanking too
Cadetmhughes says: kakashi just wants to watch
Cadetmhughes says: mmm pringles-chouji
Rasvi says: naruto! you are such a little pervert! honestly.
Talalkhemiyst says: oh god! not chip sex! *shikamaru hides under deak, still traumatised!*
Talalkhemiyst says: desk
Rasvi says: ewww! i refuse to think about chouji and sex at all! can't make me *covers eyes*
Talalkhemiyst says: *from under desk* hey, don't knock it till you try it!
Rasvi says: ewww! omg gross *dies*
Rasvi says: and if it's so effing great why are you hiding under the desk!
Cadetmhughes says: chip sex hmm jiraiya writes furiously in his research journal with kakashi looking over his shoulder
Rasvi says: lol
Cadetmhughes says: i bet ino would have chip sex with sasuke chouji pouts
Rasvi says: damn dirty old hentais
Cadetmhughes says: did someone say sasuke? naruto
Rasvi says: FUCK YOU chouji! and not with your nasty ass chips
Rasvi says: now naruto-chan. he would do ANYTHING with sasuke!
Talalkhemiyst says: what the hell do you care about Ino having chip sex with anyone anyway? *skikamaru sulks under desk.*
Cadetmhughes says: kakashi...well i think we can all agree we'd pretty much have any sex with sasuke
Rasvi says: oh don't worry, shikamaru, I'm not having any kind of anything with chouji. ew
Rasvi says: [sakura] omg kakashi-sensei you're not supposed to say things like that! O_O
Cadetmhughes says: (kakashi) I don't know what you are talking about(feigns innocent) I said nothing about how hot and doable sasuke kun is
Rasvi says: o_0 omg. *sakura faints*
Talalkhemiyst says: *from the other room* ACHEW!! I think someone's talking about me...
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)yeah i'd go for some of that
Rasvi says: well we expect it from you, pervy sage! jiraiya the toad mountain hentai!
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya) now now it's not just me..show of hands who here wants to jump sasuke's bones, and yes naruto we know you do
Talalkhemiyst says: [kiba] well we'd do him, wouldn't we akamaru, yes we would! we'd give him some hard core loving!
Rasvi says: [ino] raises hand & punches shikamaru for pointing at her
Cadetmhughes says: (Chouji) you'd better be raising your hand cause you want help out from under that desk
Rasvi says: [sakura] omg i can't believe you'd even suggest that
Rasvi says: [inner sakura] CHAA! are you kidding! bend me over!!
Rasvi says: uh oh. looks like shik's in trouble *laughs*
Rasvi says: caught by the wife again! lol
Cadetmhughes says: (kakashi) this has gotten completely out of hand. want me to put a seal on the floor and then we can call him in and take turns
Talalkhemiyst says: [shika] I don't want him! he's too emo for me. too much trouble.
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)(shocked) whoa someone has had too much sake methinks
Talalkhemiyst says: [sasuke] are you fucking kidding me! no way, not happening! not in this lifetime. ... *mumbling* were the fuck did orochimaru say his hide out was?
Rasvi says: you were probly pouring the glasses jiraiya!
Rasvi says: *points at sasuke* omg he wants to fuck orochimaru!! sasuke likes it creepy snake style!!
Cadetmhughes says: (naruto) hey guys thats my otp you know or so the internet says
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)hmm sasuke and orochi-kun, how do i get in that(inside thought)
Talalkhemiyst says: {orochimaru} over here sasake! come on, that's a good boy!
Rasvi says: [ino] if it's an inside thought then keep it inside! like little repressed sakura-kun
Rasvi says: [sakura] fuck off ino-pig!
Rasvi says: [ino] anytime you think you can handle me
Cadetmhughes says: (naruto)Sasuke is not going with the snake guy that is so gross..grosser than chouji and shikamaru and pringles with kakshi sensei and ero sennin gross
Rasvi says: [sakura] *faints and dies*
Talalkhemiyst says: [orochimaru] *petting traumatised emo sasake* it's okay, sasake-kun! there's no pringles at my cave and no one's going to gang bang you over a seal.
Rasvi says: [orihime] don't hurt the baby seals! *cries*
Cadetmhughes says: (naruto)sakura-chan help me get the snake guy off sasuke
Rasvi says: [orihime] oops! sorry, wrong anime!
Rasvi says: *orihime has left the chat room*
Talalkhemiyst says: lol
Cadetmhughes says: (ichigo)when the hell did you wander in
Rasvi says: *orihime pokes head back into chat*
Rasvi says: ichigo?
Cadetmhughes says: (ichigo)yeah
Rasvi says: [ino] oh look. another stoopid redheaded retard with no fashion! he probly wants to fuck sasuke on a baby seal too!
Talalkhemiyst says: *orochimaru slips out the back door comforting sasake and offering him POWER... and cupcakes*
Cadetmhughes says: (ichigo)she's kidding right and wait is she talkng abut renji that sounds like renji
Cadetmhughes says: (naruto) you bastard I make better cupcakes!!! get back here!!!! dattebayo
Rasvi says: [bob] where the hell did toro go?! godammit we're trying to practice? oh fuck. who brought up cupcakes!?
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)(trying to help)just tell him you'll make those cupcakes in nothing but an apron on your hot little bod
Rasvi says: [sakura] omg why is naruto baking? naked? *covers eyes*
Cadetmhughes says: (ichigo)(points at ray)look is that redheaded retard with bad fashion?
Rasvi says: [ino] you really are retarded! that guys hair is brown!
Rasvi says: [sakura] baka
Talalkhemiyst says: [toro] where are those damn cupcakes? oh, man. not here?
Rasvi says: [ino] *pokes fro* um..dude.. you do not want those cupcakes. TRUST ME.
Cadetmhughes says: (gee)has anyone seen a dude with a fro and a scary looking drummer who is really squishy...we were playing world of warcraft and then they went poof
Talalkhemiyst says: [toro] really? mm but cupcakes.... no such thing as bad cupcakes! *heads out back in search of cupcakes*
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)look guys another hot emo kid
Rasvi says: [bob] *steps in from of jiraiya*
Rasvi says: [bob] dude. gee. i think we should get outta here. you want me to just throw toro over my shoulder and run?
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)bring it blondie.
Rasvi says: [bob] dude. i will so feed you to my drumset. and throw you in the flames. and if you're not ded then I'll let frankie pounce on your head.
Cadetmhughes says: (gee)uh bob he's like twice your size maybe you shouldn't...what's he doing with his hands?
Cadetmhughes says: (chouji)Pringles?(to ray)
Rasvi says: [bob] *grabs gee under one arm and toro under the other and runs*
Cadetmhughes says: (ichigo) okay now that all the outsiders are gone
Rasvi says: [orihime] um... we don't belong in this chat room either, ichigo. *looks at jiraiya nervously*
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)hellllo there*finally notices Orihime*those are nice two handers you have
Rasvi says: [orihime] EEP
Talalkhemiyst says: [rukia] okay, time to go, ichigo. *slams his forehead with the ejector glove* we've got work to do!
Cadetmhughes says: (ichigo)oh man now kon is going to get to watch the dirty naruto chat room without me
Rasvi says: [kon] *staring at sakura and ino* o.0 Helllloooo ladies!
Talalkhemiyst says: [rukia] good. you haven't got time for all that right now! we have work to do.. by the way, did you see renji in there?
Cadetmhughes says: ichigo-they seemed to be talking about him but I didn't see him(not to mention you'll kick his ass if you find he was)
Talalkhemiyst says: [rukia] okay, well let's go, already!
Cadetmhughes says: (gai)I'm ashamed of all of you...good guy ninjas would be sleeping right now
Rasvi says: [sakura] eep. where'd he come from?! lee's not here is he? *looks around nervously*
Talalkhemiyst says: [gaara] I haven't seen him yet. * sand rustles ominiously around him*
Rasvi says: [sakura and ino] AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Talalkhemiyst says: [gaara] ah there he is!
Talalkhemiyst says: (translation: mikey just walked in just now)
Rasvi says: lol. that's too funny!
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)clapping hands and singing e-mo boys like shigure sings high school girls
Rasvi says: [ayame] did someone say they saw shigure? *bats eyelashes*
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)EEP!
Talalkhemiyst says: [orochimaru] *appears with out sasake* gee-rye-ya.
Cadetmhughes says: jiraiya-ummmmmm
Rasvi says: [ino] i think he may be a little more emo than jiraiya can handle *laughs* this i gotta see.
Talalkhemiyst says: [orochimaru] gee-rye-ya... I'm cold and lonely in my cave. can i sleep over with you tonight??
Cadetmhughes says: (jiraiya)sneaks out of chat neaky like
Cadetmhughes has left the conversation.
Rasvi says: [ino] what a pansy
Talalkhemiyst says: haha, pansy!
Talalkhemiyst says: lol