Bandom Boyfriend Meme
Stolen from
oneandonlytrey because I was epically amused by it…
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it:
Buckcherry. He seemed like such a nice boy. I mean, his name is Josh. (LMAO!!)
The old flame you don't see very often anymore but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets:
NSync. LOL. No, really tho.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy:
HIM. Absolutely. I adore Ville when I’m in the right, horrifically twisted sort of mindset, but most of the time he just sneaks up on me in random and scares the bejezus outta me. LoL.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town:
Blue October. Oh the things that man could make me do with his voice. Thank god he lost my number.
The steady:
My Chemical Romance. I love them forever.
The alluring strangers whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
AFI, Rihanna, Dashboard Confessional, A New Found Glory, Taking Back Sunday.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't:
Clay Aiken. Totally not into chicks, but I will be his hag forever.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere:
Darren Hayes. Death Cab For Cutie. All American Rejects.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "him? how the hell did he land all these cool babes/bois?"
Billy Talent. (They pretend to be this little band under the radar, then you find out all your friends already know them…)
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly:
Constantine. He’s only pretending to be a “nice Greek boy.” I heard his first album. That one’s trouble.
The one who’s totally still stalking you, even tho you’ve renewed that restraining order twice (and bought a gun):
Panic! I move and change the locks & they change their look & sound and TADA! There they are again!
The one you’re still in the honeymoon phase with and hoping it will work out this time:
Andy Skib (To Have Heroes)
The one your therapist is giving you medication to cut the addiction from (but you keep flushing the pills):
David Cook (duh!!)
[I added a couple to this list that weren’t on it when I stole it.]