Dec 17, 2003 10:11
I stole FOUND this at some other journal. I found it funny...
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, “Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?”
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” - After the movie, say “Lucas could have done it better.”
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: “I must go! Middle Earth needs me!” and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: “The Ring.”
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
7. Finish off every one of Elrond’s lines with “Mr. Aaaanderson.” (I actually do this already... at home, though.)
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, “And I did it.... Myyyyy way...!”
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians. (Okay, that one’s just wrong. LOL)
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone’s finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact “The Battle of Helms Deep” Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout “Barbecue!”
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next “Terminator” sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout “RUN FOREST, RUN!”
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: “That’s what I’m Tolkien about!” See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, “Where’s Waldo?”
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr. Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
21. Everytime Legolas comes on screen shout out, “Still the prettiest!” or “Go me!” (Okay, me and jb006ie actually did that the second time we watched Two Towers. *ducks*)
22. During the Paths of the Dead scene, wait for a tense moment then yell out, “I see dead people.”
23. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
24. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
25. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, “Man! That Charlotte’s really let herself go!”
5 MORE HOURS!!!! :*D