LET HIM GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I'M LISTENING TO BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY! Ah good times in the car with Aliee and Ali and Will and Ani and Ashli and John and Beef and el mother-o, on the way back from the SMOKIN' Token, talking about Jews, yamicas and being Jewish with the manorah and things, while playing the "Clap Your Hands" game.
So yeah. I'm bored and since I have not updated my journal in a bit, I am now . . . even though nothing has happened.
Uhm I went to Twelve Oaks with Ali and Aliee and Will and Abbie last weekend if I didn't update about that.
One more month until Taste of Chaos. Not exactly 30 days because of Febuary's loss of days, but I don't know how many.
I'm bored and have no one to talk to.
I almost hate being happy. It's just so hard to, seeing the world around and all. I don't care anymore, and no one else does.
I think it would be a good idea if no one told me anything because I just don't care. So why do I continue to pester you with troubles in my head? Dunno, if you don't like it . . . stop reading my journal . . .
I have some homework that probably won't get done 'til Sunday. Ugh.
Monday is Valentine's Day. Has everyone forgotten completely that it is ST. Valentine's Day? Seems as if it is just that to me. So I don't hate St. Valentine's Day, just what it has reduced to as the ugly Valtine's Day.
I've become completely obsessed with the Su-Fi lately XD. A former love that has returned! But what is it? You ask in your small heads. Well, I'll be the answer giver:
It's a Dane Cook thing =) He decided that the finger was sooo lame. So it is now this--
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(He is the one in the middle.)
And now to quote from a website:
SU-FI
rok on / fuk off
If you're doing the old fashioned finger you're a spaz. The finger is for lightweights. Here is what I started a while ago.
"What the hell is the SU-FI or SUPERFINGER (see my icon on the left) on your website Dane?" People always ask. "Where did it come from?"
WHAT IS THE SU-FI ?
One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz.I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUPERFINGER (or the SU-FI if you're a bad ass M F).
I said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:
"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." It was close to that. I am paraphrasing.
Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:
"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
That's the story of the SU-FI. Now here is my own SU-FI tale.
Some time ago I was driving down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. To be honest I was driving way too fast because I was blasting Van Halen's "Panama" and it was a fucking beautiful afternoon.
This guy in a 1983 Ford Recall comes out of a side street without stopping. He sees me bombing straight at him and jams on his breaks. I do too and my car skids to a stop one inch from his shitbox. He yells "Slow down!" I threw him a SUPERFINGER and just held it as I turned to blast by him. HE THREW THE SUPERFINGER BACK AT ME AND LAUGHED!
It was really cool. I have given people the SU-FI before but never had anyone give it back. Whoever you were, shit head driver, it was great to SU-FI with you and take the old fashion "fuck you" to a whole new level!!!!! All is forgiven now.
So if I've given you Su-Fi (pronounced SUE-F-EYE), thats why.
Later Lovely Losers
In the pourin' rain,
-Lauren-
WHERE'S THE SURFACE?!?!