Everyone else called in sick...
A
- Age: "28 & bored, grieving over loss, sorry to be heavy, but heavy is the cost."
- Annoyance: stagnation. salary freeze. afraid to move forward.
- Animal: uh...the dog goes woof?
B
- Beer: Sapporo
- Birthday/Birthplace: August 29 / Falls Church, VA
- Body Part on opposite sex: Shoulders/forearms/wrists/hands
- Been in Love: Don't think so.
- Believe in miracles: in coincidence.
- Believe in God: not with a capital 'G'
- Believe in Evolution: sure.
C
- Car: space pod
- Candy: Hairbo gummy bears, sour skittles, hershey's chocolate nuggets with almonds and toffee
- Color: yes
- Cried in school: Possibly when I removed all the skin from my knees and shins doing some trick off the swings when I was...8?
- Chocolate/Vanilla: yes
- Chinese/Mexican food: yes
- Cake or pie: yes
- Country to visit: Greece is the current goal
D
- Day or Night: I need both
- Dream vehicle: Helicopter / teleporter
- Dance in the rain?: Uh, maybe later
- Do the splits?: jazz hands!
E
- Eggs: poached or scrambled with american cheese
- Eyes: are tired
- Ever failed a class: When I didn't feel like taking the final in Signals and Systems before I transfered, yes
F
- First crush: a kid named Shane in kindergarten
- Food: peanut butter / curry / tacos / rice noodles
G
- Greatest Fear: being maimed / terminal illness
- Goals: need to be revised
- Get along with your parent(s)?: yes
- Good luck charm: toy pigs, flowers, crustaceans
H
- Hair Color: sandy
- Height: varies
- Happy: I am never "happy" per-se in February
- Holiday: Labor Day is usually fun
- How do you want to die?: instantly and unknowingly
- Health freak?: freak, no.
- Hate: obliviousness
(in your preferred sex)
=Hair: required, sorry
=Height: like a redwood... "women are like gnats, they swarm the tallest fucking thing in the room" - Jerrett
=Clothing Style: well-fitted. Pants that are too short and bad white running shoes outside of the gym are instant disqualifiers. I cannot deal.
=Characteristics: relaxed and confident
J
- Jewelry: always
- Job: holding on with bloody fingernails
K
- Kids: Nope...and pretty sure that's forever.
- Kickboxing or karate: either
- Keep a journal?: o_o
L
- Longest Car Ride: cross-country
- Laughed so hard you cried: often
- Love at first sight: not yet
M
- Milk flavor: uh ew.
- Movie: I'll never have one favorite movie.
- Marriage: what about it.
- Motion sickness?: in certain circumstances. OMG first-person shooters on a big TV, for one. *Blaaaaaaarr*
- McDonald’s or BK: No.
N
- Number of Siblings: 1 bro
- Number of Piercings: uh...3, for now
O
- One wish: being a viable investment going forward
P
- Place you’d like to live: today, San Francisco
- Perfect Pizza: lots of cheese
- Pepsi/Coke: Diet Pepsi, regular coke
Q
- Quail: Um, no.
- Questionnaires: work avoiders
R
- Reason to cry: brain chemistry
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yeah?
S
- Song: Lately the entirety of Miles Davis - Kind of Blue
- Shoe size: 7-7.5 heels, 8-8.5 running
- Salad Dressing: greek
- Skipped school: to see the Cranberries. yup. I know.
- Sing well? traffic karaoke
- Strawberries/Blueberries: yes
T
- Time for bed: anytime.
- Thunderstorms: more please
- Touch your tongue to your nose: nope
U
- Unpredictable: Depends
V
- Vegetable you hate: Anything hailing from the squash family, aside from butter nut, as well as "dirt"/spikey lettuce
- Vegetable you love: red peppers
- Vacation spot: Outer Banks, NC
W
- When you grow up: I'll let you know.
- Who makes you laugh the most: Carrie
- Wanted to be a model?: you better worrrrrrrrk
- Where do we go when we die: Gaza doesn't care where I go when I die.
- Worst weather: Freezing rain. OMFG. Who thought of that shit.
X
-X-Rays: uh, I'm good thanks.
Y
-Year it is now: Year of the Ox. Not so stellar for monkeys.
-Yellow: is the color of tedium and puss.
Z
- Zoo animal: German zebras on the loose
- Zodiac sign: Virgo Metal Monkey with Sagittarius rising. I don't know if I'm coming or going (or staying or leaving), but I am crafty. Best believe.