Come to this or else.
...and by "or else", I mean that an army of intergalactic banana slugs with mystical hallucinagenic power will rain upon earth in a fiery hail, sending those not destroyed by the flaming-meteoric-slug-rain or the maniacal hallucinations of those around them (which cause violent, blood-thirsty outburst), into deep hysteria. Within only a few weeks, people will be barbequing their young on street corners for nutrients and all resemblance of a humane society will be lost. Yes, Bush will be voted into a third term.
...or something.
Get all the details here:
www.myspace.com/prevailpaIts for a good cause and crap, so come rock out.
There, you have a couple of days notice. Make it happen, meany.
Bring a friend or tell some.