Say that you'll stay.
I'm drunk. I'll recap.
Dave and I went to the beach. We got drunk and passed out. Dave burned becauase of me. I'll make it up to him by rubbing green stuff on him.
Dave made me a fabulous dinner afterwards. It was fabulous. He is fabulous. Fabulous.
I've been working at Filenes the last few days doing inventory. I think I might have gotten a part time job there too. Thanks to dousche bags who lie to me about my status at Bull Moose. Thank you for wasting a month of my time.
Oh but the best news is about how I left one of Daves bowls on the roof of my car. I went to go pick Dave up from work and heard it slide off my roof about 3 minutes down the road. It was too dark to see anything when I looked last night but today I went back and after a few minutes of looking, I found the bowl. It was the best thing that happened to me all day. I hope it makes Dave happy. Its a pretty sweet bowl.
Tomorrow we are going to tail gate and see Oasis. You are so totally jealous. Admit it.
Dave and I went to the beach. We got drunk and passed out. Dave burned becauase of me. I'll make it up to him by rubbing green stuff on him.
Dave made me a fabulous dinner afterwards. It was fabulous. He is fabulous. Fabulous.
I've been working at Filenes the last few days doing inventory. I think I might have gotten a part time job there too. Thanks to dousche bags who lie to me about my status at Bull Moose. Thank you for wasting a month of my time.
Oh but the best news is about how I left one of Daves bowls on the roof of my car. I went to go pick Dave up from work and heard it slide off my roof about 3 minutes down the road. It was too dark to see anything when I looked last night but today I went back and after a few minutes of looking, I found the bowl. It was the best thing that happened to me all day. I hope it makes Dave happy. Its a pretty sweet bowl.
Tomorrow we are going to tail gate and see Oasis. You are so totally jealous. Admit it.