04/06/04
name: Savannah
you will live in: a mansion next to a shack
you will marry: cody
you will have ___ kids: 13
you will drive: a special ed size bus... maybe full size
you will be: a plastic surgeon... but when you get sick of it, you can live off of your actor husband!
smelly! we forgot someone... megan! ive decided she can be the live-in nanny.... and serve us ice cream!
well in later news... today was interesting. in pickett (damn i luv that man) all of the people of jewish faith (everyone except poo and i) were getting really anal about the mistreatment of jews in the middle east... it was crazy. im not prejudice at all... but there have been so many genocides and its kinda annoying when all of the jews in the class kept saying "well when abraham led us to the holy land" okay... i dont think abraham had his hand out and actually touched you and led you physically to the holy land... to stop saying "us"... thats like me saying "well when we suffered the potatoe famine in Ireland" and i mean yea my "people" went through that... but I wasnt actually there!
Then I went to physio and watched a gall bladder surgery and the surgeon kept saying things like "do you see the shiny mountains of liver... wow its beautiful" its a frickin liver... its not beautiful! and then he completely man-handled the poor gall bladder! and he removed the stones which looked like huge, hard, green snot balls!
Then I think my math teacher left us forever, so we had a really cool sub!
Then i went to detention bc i have an anal dance teacher who hates me because i cant do kinky things infront of her... im not kidding shes a pervert! i refuse to do stripper moves infront of her... and so she yells at me and gives me bad grades and right when i stand up to her, she freaks out... i hate her! i hope her camel toed ass gets fired!
well anyways i wanna go right now... im kinda in a guy depression still... all the good ones are taken!
xox
sav