Tally for the last two weeks.

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 I have gained:

The Head Storyteller spot at Columbus in Darkness.

2 punch balloons.

A massive headache

3 shirts. 1 that fit.

Some gift cards.

Harold and Maude.

Some Dr Who comics.

Credit Card Debt.

I have lost:

No weight.

My self respect.

My two best friends.

Hope.

All and all. A good couple weeks.