<~~~~i got a new J-O-B! WHOOO HOOOO
so last night, i bullshited my resume, sort of. i copied a template, but changed all the relevant information, making sure everything was accurate and such. i didnt lie on it at all, and i was surprised that it actually looked pretty decent. well, long story short, i got the job.
since when is not being a retard when it comes to computers worth $9.50 an hour? im sure as fuck not complaining, but damn...i dont even have a high school diploma or a GED. FCUK SCHOOL!!!!!! USE TEH INTARWEB! WHHEEEEEEEEE!!
so i went in for the interview. (praying that my battery would behave). i submitted my resume, and was told to wait for the scheduled interview. side note: *everyone* around the office was black, not that im racist, but it was odd to be the minority. there were a few other hopefuls there, surprisingly, all of them were applying for the celluler phone customer service job ...*LOSERS*... anyhow, i go to the interview, slightly nervous. i was asked a few simple questions about computers, like, what are the basic components of a PC, what does RAM stand for, give an example of a web address, and an email address...heloooo? am i retarded? N, thx u...anyways, i got the job. i was actually amazed that i did so well, my answers came out easily and naturally...so...i am the newest technical support representative of telvista! g/j to me! i have to drug test...no problem, im clean...and then i start orientation on monday. $9.50 an hour to start, and all im going to be doing is helping people connect to the net, and use email...am i missing something?
since when is not being a retard when it comes to computers worth $9.50 an hour? im sure as fuck not complaining, but damn...i dont even have a high school diploma or a GED. FCUK SCHOOL!!!!!! USE TEH INTARWEB! WHHEEEEEEEEE!!
i just hope i can get full time, possibly overtime...worse yet, i hope my battery and gas tank dont fail me. i just need to make it till friday after next.
*prays*
so i'll be making about $1500 a month, give or take, if i can go full time. i dont know what the fuck im going to do with a $750 dollar paycheck, probably cream all over myself, laughing hystericly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
since when is not being a retard when it comes to computers worth $9.50 an hour? im sure as fuck not complaining, but damn...i dont even have a high school diploma or a GED. FCUK SCHOOL!!!!!! USE TEH INTARWEB! WHHEEEEEEEEE!!
so i went in for the interview. (praying that my battery would behave). i submitted my resume, and was told to wait for the scheduled interview. side note: *everyone* around the office was black, not that im racist, but it was odd to be the minority. there were a few other hopefuls there, surprisingly, all of them were applying for the celluler phone customer service job ...*LOSERS*... anyhow, i go to the interview, slightly nervous. i was asked a few simple questions about computers, like, what are the basic components of a PC, what does RAM stand for, give an example of a web address, and an email address...heloooo? am i retarded? N, thx u...anyways, i got the job. i was actually amazed that i did so well, my answers came out easily and naturally...so...i am the newest technical support representative of telvista! g/j to me! i have to drug test...no problem, im clean...and then i start orientation on monday. $9.50 an hour to start, and all im going to be doing is helping people connect to the net, and use email...am i missing something?
since when is not being a retard when it comes to computers worth $9.50 an hour? im sure as fuck not complaining, but damn...i dont even have a high school diploma or a GED. FCUK SCHOOL!!!!!! USE TEH INTARWEB! WHHEEEEEEEEE!!
i just hope i can get full time, possibly overtime...worse yet, i hope my battery and gas tank dont fail me. i just need to make it till friday after next.
*prays*
so i'll be making about $1500 a month, give or take, if i can go full time. i dont know what the fuck im going to do with a $750 dollar paycheck, probably cream all over myself, laughing hystericly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!