Welcome to Paternosters Country.
I don't usually post meme things, but this site gave me fifteen minutes of utter silliness and irreverance.
Turn Loose the Paternosters.
Generated by the Advertising Slogan Generator. Get more paternosters slogans.
When you get to the site, you can click on the slogan and it will generate another one. Some of them won't make sense, of course, but others, by sheer chance, will hit the funnybone. These are probably more amusing one at a time than all together, but a few of the other notable results were:
The Right Paternosters at the Right Time.
Always!
I'd Like to Buy the World a Paternoster.
I'm on a mission....
What Can Paternosters Do For You?
And what can YOU do for your paternosters?
I'd Walk a Mile for a Paternoster.
Don't Be An Amber Paternoster.
Why not? But then, I have no idea what advertising slogan this came from.
Where Do You Want Paternosters To Go Today?
Splash Paternosters All Over.
(I love this image.)
Pride of the Paternosters For Over a Hundred Years.
Well, I'm not quite there yet....
Bet You Can't Eat Paternosters.
Edible paternosters.... now THERE's a thought....
Chocolate Paternosters Since 1911.
Mmmmm, tasty!
You Like Paternosters. Paternosters Like You.
But of course...
Paternosters Prevent That Sinking Feeling.
Out of the Strong Came Forth Paternosters.
I am Strong. I am Woman!
Dude, You're Getting a Paternoster!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
In other words:
Let the Paternosters Begin!
(still giggling)
Turn Loose the Paternosters.
Generated by the Advertising Slogan Generator. Get more paternosters slogans.
When you get to the site, you can click on the slogan and it will generate another one. Some of them won't make sense, of course, but others, by sheer chance, will hit the funnybone. These are probably more amusing one at a time than all together, but a few of the other notable results were:
The Right Paternosters at the Right Time.
Always!
I'd Like to Buy the World a Paternoster.
I'm on a mission....
What Can Paternosters Do For You?
And what can YOU do for your paternosters?
I'd Walk a Mile for a Paternoster.
Don't Be An Amber Paternoster.
Why not? But then, I have no idea what advertising slogan this came from.
Where Do You Want Paternosters To Go Today?
Splash Paternosters All Over.
(I love this image.)
Pride of the Paternosters For Over a Hundred Years.
Well, I'm not quite there yet....
Bet You Can't Eat Paternosters.
Edible paternosters.... now THERE's a thought....
Chocolate Paternosters Since 1911.
Mmmmm, tasty!
You Like Paternosters. Paternosters Like You.
But of course...
Paternosters Prevent That Sinking Feeling.
Out of the Strong Came Forth Paternosters.
I am Strong. I am Woman!
Dude, You're Getting a Paternoster!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
In other words:
Let the Paternosters Begin!
(still giggling)