somebody slap me now... no seriously, slap me.
ok... whenever i wrote about all my guy problems... someone please just smack me next time i make that huge of a deal, all "eww, he's the one" thing... cuz I just sound like a reject... I mean, someone needs to tell me to shut up sometimes, don't you agree? Cuz it really isn't a big deal... I read what I wrote about Jordan, and look at me now... me and him aren't even talking anymore. Ain't that funny? I think I have a problem and it's called Boy obsessed... and I need to get over it... I think I should start talking more about politics...................
::: face twists into a sarcastic smile ::: "What society needs now is more sex scandels and fat women in ugly clothes."
Ya, I would never make it through the security gates... no chance in hell. Although... I bet I could bribe my way through with some KFC... ok what does KFC stand for now? Kernal's F*cking Chicklets (made that off the top of my head) I mean, they change the name it seems like every week. So WTF?!? IT'S KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN YOU RETARDS... STOP TRYING TO CHANGE A GOOD THING, OK????? Ok I need to find a hobby... I AM TALKING ABOUT CHICKEN.... give me a gun, i am going to go and shoot my foot off... maybe then the pain will get me to get up and go to the hospital... that's always fun... hey, it'll give me something to do.
::: face twists into a sarcastic smile ::: "What society needs now is more sex scandels and fat women in ugly clothes."
Ya, I would never make it through the security gates... no chance in hell. Although... I bet I could bribe my way through with some KFC... ok what does KFC stand for now? Kernal's F*cking Chicklets (made that off the top of my head) I mean, they change the name it seems like every week. So WTF?!? IT'S KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN YOU RETARDS... STOP TRYING TO CHANGE A GOOD THING, OK????? Ok I need to find a hobby... I AM TALKING ABOUT CHICKEN.... give me a gun, i am going to go and shoot my foot off... maybe then the pain will get me to get up and go to the hospital... that's always fun... hey, it'll give me something to do.