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Dear Internet Obsession Fairy,
Thank so much for granting me the gift of obsession in the form of Instant Messenging. Without this, I might have actually been productive today, doing such things as my laundry or homework. You have even saved me from taking out the dog, resulting in various accidents on the floor! I will sacrifice my typing hands and eyeballs as gratitude gifts to you, in exchange for your presence in my life to go away.
Your most devoted and lazy martyr,
Allison N. Evers
Thank so much for granting me the gift of obsession in the form of Instant Messenging. Without this, I might have actually been productive today, doing such things as my laundry or homework. You have even saved me from taking out the dog, resulting in various accidents on the floor! I will sacrifice my typing hands and eyeballs as gratitude gifts to you, in exchange for your presence in my life to go away.
Your most devoted and lazy martyr,
Allison N. Evers