yea, i almost pissed myself
ok, so i just get back from manda and rachels, me and alyssa are sittin there watchin tv and a phone rings...holy shit, so i peace out the back door...i think im good to go...i check my pockets, no keys...im like fuck! so i go up to the front door and try tappin on the window, i see alyssa turn the tv off and lay down...then i hear footsteps comin down the hallway, im like mother fucker...so i try to hide behind the door where you cant see through the window..then the footsteps start comin closer to the door, then her dad opens the door and jumps back like 5 ft, he was like "jesus christ jake what are you doin here?" im like "yea,i left my phone here" (so it didnt seem like id been there the whole time) then her dad just leaves n is like "dont lock the door"....then her mom comes out and is like "you better get out of here before scott sees you" and im like "nah he already saw me, its cool" and just said oh ok....so i find my keys and get the fuck out of there