like canadian bacon you know im makin a way
basically
i love random phone calls from jenell
that shit better happen more often
we like to talk about stream
and urban dictionary ahhaha
i told this story to her on the phone.
just thought i would share it with the rest of y'all
okay so this girl steph calls me "bacon"
its my nickname from her i guess.
but she says im her little canadian bacon (shes american)
but yeah..so this guy andrew
one of her friends. cool guy.
we always talk shit about beating each other up n shit
but thats besides the point
we always make american/canadian jokes towards each other
this morning i google image searched "canadian bacon"
and i was goign to leave him a comment with a picture of canadian bacon
but when i saw what it was i was in shock
its mos def NOT what i thought it was
its like a fucking ham. who wouldve thought. SERIOUSLY
im so dissapointed now. i dont even feel canadian anymore
did you know what canadian bacon was?
i thought it was just the bacon we get in restaurants
look at this shit
oh ANDDDDDD
its a fucking movie
one in which i really want to watch now
i bet they say "eh" a lot
and drink a lot of beer
and have moose that walk around town
and pet beavers or some crazy shit like that
anyone else down to watch it with me?
P.S.
Im sorry for ranting about bacon this whole time