i can't do it!!
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Fart in public.
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i can't do it! i need another one...
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Drink more beer.
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i CAN do that! WOOT!!!!!
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Masturbating at least twice a day.
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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!,.........*looks innocent*
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Have at least one orgasm per hour.
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NOPE! THIS IS THE WINNER OF RESOLUTIONS!