AHHHHH THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!

[xraex21]

So I've been scouring LJ for some good prompts so I can write some Cath/Sara drabbles/ficlets and unblock my writer's block. Then I saw this. I am traumatized. I don't think I can go on... 

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[jetgirl78]

Awww, but David is kind of cute. DON'T HURT ME!

[xraex21]

-.-

[jetgirl78]

Oh, you still love me, right? Despite my questionable and irrational like of things with a penis? :0

[xraex21]

I like to think of you as quirky and slightly brain damaged, but if you actually get a penis of your own...I might have to love you in a purely platonic way...

[jetgirl78]

I like to think of you as quirky and slightly brain damaged

Yep.. that's pretty much me. I like to think of myself as questionably idiotic, but that seems to entertain people.

but if you actually get a penis of your own...I might have to love you in a purely platonic way...

I have a penis. It's in a box somewhere in my closet. Like the real thing, it is almost completely useless and I wonder why I just don't throw it away. But sometimes its a funny thing to pull out for shits and giggles. Yep, EXACTLY like the real thing.

[xraex21]

*huggles* I fucking love you!

[jetgirl78]

Why do you encourage my ridiculous analogies? :)

My dick in a box is actually better than the real thing since it has no need to go flaccid and roll over to got to sleep once its over.